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....I Love Your Hair! I hope it Wins! 
But Girrrrl! Not with THOSE SHOES!
I shared this with GL247 over some drinks awhile back and I figured I share it with the rest of y'all.
Years ago I was dating this Guy, and we reached the point where we decided that we'd move in together. He said that before we do, there's something that I needed to know about him first. Without another word he hands me a video tape and says, "Watch this, then get back with me if you're still interested in living together."
Well I was pretty nervous to be sure. Was I going to be watching some Porn that he had done back in College?
So I went home, dropped the shades, and pulled the curtains just in case neighbors might drop by unannounced, and I popped the video into the VCR.
It turned at that my boyfriend was a Drag *cough* a Female Impersonator, and the tape was a regional Drag Event where he had won First Runner Up.
I'm sure that the neighbors heard me hit the floor when I fell off of the sofa!
I have to admit that he did a kick ass Annie Lennox number in a full female leather dominatrix number for the "talent" party of the competition!
So I called him, and he asked me if I had any questions.
Having seen many a performance of Female Impersonators, I always wanted to know if they actually got along with each other during those "pageants."
He said, "Sure! This is what I always say to a fellow contestant I Love You! I Mean it! I Love Your Hair! I hope it wins! Then I give them a hug and a kiss, and as they're walking away I say under my breath, But NOT WITH THOSE SHOES!"
That phrase became the only thing that survives to this day of our relationship. That and I still have the dog that we got together!
So now, when some one pisses me off I just look them in the eye and say, "I love you! No! I really mean it! And I love your hair too! I hope it wins! Then I point and say, but not with those shoes!"
What are some good lines that you've heard that you use?
But Girrrrl! Not with THOSE SHOES!
I shared this with GL247 over some drinks awhile back and I figured I share it with the rest of y'all.
Years ago I was dating this Guy, and we reached the point where we decided that we'd move in together. He said that before we do, there's something that I needed to know about him first. Without another word he hands me a video tape and says, "Watch this, then get back with me if you're still interested in living together."
Well I was pretty nervous to be sure. Was I going to be watching some Porn that he had done back in College?
So I went home, dropped the shades, and pulled the curtains just in case neighbors might drop by unannounced, and I popped the video into the VCR.
It turned at that my boyfriend was a Drag *cough* a Female Impersonator, and the tape was a regional Drag Event where he had won First Runner Up.
I'm sure that the neighbors heard me hit the floor when I fell off of the sofa!
I have to admit that he did a kick ass Annie Lennox number in a full female leather dominatrix number for the "talent" party of the competition!
So I called him, and he asked me if I had any questions.
Having seen many a performance of Female Impersonators, I always wanted to know if they actually got along with each other during those "pageants."
He said, "Sure! This is what I always say to a fellow contestant I Love You! I Mean it! I Love Your Hair! I hope it wins! Then I give them a hug and a kiss, and as they're walking away I say under my breath, But NOT WITH THOSE SHOES!"
That phrase became the only thing that survives to this day of our relationship. That and I still have the dog that we got together!
So now, when some one pisses me off I just look them in the eye and say, "I love you! No! I really mean it! And I love your hair too! I hope it wins! Then I point and say, but not with those shoes!"
What are some good lines that you've heard that you use?
