i*m so fucking wasted

[Ram]

Sie… versuchten… Sie versuchten, mich Rehabilitation…, Rehabilitation zu bumsen gehen zu lassen, die ich sagte,… oh oh oh… kein Nr.… ich bedeute, dass ich sagte kein kein Nr. ...

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GL]

Why yes, yes I do.

I've seen your penis. It's pretty.

oh my... the parties that must go on in mod towers!

 

[Mitri T]

oh my... the parties that must go on in mod towers!

I want to be invite!

 

[Yooper]

Good Morning Corny!


Stomp...Stomp...SLAM...Crash!

 

[Yooper]

Anyone up for some nice fried eggs and bacon????

*vaccum's the carpet*

Don't forget to make something in the blender!

 

[Ram]

Don't mind me, Corny -- I'm just here to teach riverdancing to a bunch of one legged pirates with wooden peg legs above your flat to the beat of screaming babies and nails to chalkboard for a charity benefit dedicated to really loud people who can't stop banging pots and pans together. They are invited to our rehearsal because they are going to put up a really bright light show for you -- they will be on tractors by the way!

We will try to be quiet.

 

[LilBit]

Dang. He never did post those nekkid pics.

 

[Yooper]

Look! A Parade!

 

[Corny]

Stay away from the terminal corny, bad things can happen in there

Once I fixed a php script while totally intoxicated. I don't know til today how and what I did - but it's still working. But other than that everybody knows it's a fucking stupid idea to use the computer when you are that fucking wasted. I'd never do that.
Fucking idiot here posting as me.

And you all shut up now.

And disregard what that other guy said

 

[treanir]

Awwww... I missed all the fun. Must remember to stock up on wine and weed if e'er we meet again.

 

[purina]

^Is that the idiot posting as you Corny?

 

[Corny]

Must remember to stock up on wine and weed if e'er we meet again.

I am sure we will - yesterday I was informed that I have to be there next weekend BOTH days (buggers!).
But you don't do weed iirc

^Is that the idiot posting as you Corny?

Well it's not me!

 

[treanir]

I am sure we will - yesterday I was informed that I have to be there next weekend BOTH days (buggers!).
But you don't do weed iirc

Whoohoo, two days! We're definitely going to have to find a way to meet up, then! I'll be hanging around with the bears, more likely than not, but if I can get away from them, I'll go on a Corny-hunt!

I've not done weed yet, no. (bad Dutchie!) But you never know...

 

[Corny]

Well it's a once in a every other month or so thing .. the good thing is you drink less alcohol - my hangover is pretty harmless. But I need a shower now

 

[treanir]

^ There you go again with the naughty mental images.

 

[Ram]

Corny when you were drunk, you kinda... proposed to me. I bought the dress and the gown and everything.

I hope it still stands, my German pumpkin.

I mean, I have 50 pound cake in... in my garage. And my mom, my mom gave me her something blue. And black. She... punched me when she found out I was marrying a guy.

We are still getting married right?

Right?

...

 

[KaraBulut]

Oh my.

I could cleanup this thread.

Or I could pdf it and use it for blackmail.

Decisions. Decisions. Decisions.

 

[Ram]

Anyway Corny, I have reported some of your private messages that I got from you. Yes, it was very entertaining to see pictures of you twisting your penis into a pretzel but that Margaret Thacher impression you did with your balls was clearly a violation.

 

[Corny]

Sweety your mother punched you because you took HER dress again.
And you are not pretty in it at all. Didn't you learn from the last time, you wear it to meet with this hooker? Sheesh.
But the wedding is still off, sorry. I saw this online vegas casino with online marriage, before you cared to reply to my pm. Now I am married to some girl named sandy from chat.

 

[Ram]

After that post, I hope your perineum catches on fire, Corny.