i made my performance debut on the two! no autographs please

[fabulouslyghetto]

You may not believe this but this wasnt even rehearsed, i just felt the need to serenade the other passangers. Listen as i effortlessly sail through my fauxlsetto, you hear those high notes?

For booking info you can contact my manager Moe Moe

Although in all likelihood it would be easier to get in contact with me through my drug dealer Jaydeena.

Eat your heart out scary j blige!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh and please hold your applause until the end of the performance, dont be rude!

 

[gsdx]

Funnily enough, I find it easier to hold back my applause than to resist giving you my autograph. However, if you change your mind about the autographs, let me know and I'll send one off to you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Funnily enough, I find it easier to hold back my applause than to resist giving you my autograph. However, if you change your mind about the autographs, let me know and I'll send one off to you.

So what youre saying is you want a private performance?

 

[gsdx]

So what youre saying is you want a private performance?

I finally understand what Franz Mesmer was taking about.

That must have registered on seismographs at least 3 counties away!

 

[bw92116]

So now at home are you a diva and hard to live with?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So now at home are you a diva and hard to live with?

Hell yes! When i pull into my section 8 housing project i now have an assistant who gets out the car and jimmies the gate controls for me.

 

[bw92116]

Now that's the high life!

 

[alfaPA]

I thought that putting on the BIG white sunglasses towards the end of your performance was a classy touch.

What train will you be performing on next and have you considered using Ms Mariah Scary Bilge as your stage name?







Bilge is foul, brackish water that collects in the bottom of a ship. It must be conscientiously removed with a bilge pump,

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I thought that putting on the BIG white sunglasses towards the end of your performance was a classy touch.

What train will you be performing on next and have you considered using Ms Mariah Scary Bilge as your stage name?







Bilge is foul, brackish water that collects in the bottom of a ship. It must be conscientiously removed with a bilge pump,

My stage name is La'Shawncreesha Isabella Deaundriqua Jenkins the Great.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Now that's the high life!

You can say that again, no mo' gob'ment cheese for me I'm eatin dat good ass store brand cheese.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I finally understand what Franz Mesmer was taking about.

That must have registered on seismographs at least 3 counties away!

Anything register in your pants?

 

[rareboy]

I want that performed at my funeral.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I want that performed at my funeral.

That can be arranged, assuming i havent overdosed on crystal meth by then.

 

[mbamike]

Well, it was entertaining.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well, it was entertaining.

Thanks baby

 

[bw92116]

You can say that again, no mo' gob'ment cheese for me I'm eatin dat good ass store brand cheese.

Chiiile, you is livin' da Velveeta life.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Chiiile, you is livin' da Velveeta life.

Hell yeah bitch I'm is livin goooooood!

 

[star-warrior]

 

[Ephemeral]

It's not the "performance" that perplexed me, it's the fact that besides two people laughing and three of them videotaping, everyone else on that train acted like this was COMPLETELY normal. Almost routine.

I'm from a relatively small city. If this would've happened here (and if we had a subway system), the local news headline of tonight would've read: "Crossdresser Brutally Attacked After Indecent Act".

Tell me, people from bigger cities, are these acts of "eccentricity" commonplace where you live or are you as baffled as I am?