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I need a bath

Andreus said:
i think i need a vacation
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Well then maybe you could whine about needing a vacation in your own thread, unless you want to take a vacation to my place and help me take a bath, because i really do need a bath.

I take that back i will not require your services as i have my mind set on this hot guy to help me wash my back.

Or maybe i could call my cousins man and make him clean me up since he was the one that messed me up in the first place.
 
newboy12 said:
Umm well i dont have boyfriend but if i did have one i would assume he would be gay so why would my cousin want to sleep with a gay man.
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*Scratches Head* And why would your cousin's Straight Boyfriend want to sleep with you, a gay man??? (And before you tell me its off-topic, you brought it up in this thread so its perfectly on-topic.)
 
Riverrick said:
*Scratches Head* And why would your cousin's Straight Boyfriend want to sleep with you, a gay man??? (And before you tell me its off-topic, you brought it up in this thread so its perfectly on-topic.)
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Umm well last time i checked i am newboy12 and not my cousins man so you will have to ask my cousins man why he hooked up with me.

The dynamics of the situation are totally different and doesnt change the fact that i need a bath.

How many mosquitoes have to die before i take a bath.
 
oh good gravy! I can't get by without 2 or 3 showers somedays, but for days?? NUH UH
 
In this world there are two categories of people in my book

one is the group that I care about
when they accidentally button their shirt wrong or get food on their chin, I tend to want to tell them so they dont look bad

then theres group two
those guys are just not worth the time and effort. Best to just sit back and watch the world laugh at them as they go through life with shit on their face.

Which category do you think you would prefer to be in, or may have just earned a spot in?

whine indeed :rolleyes:
 
newboy12 said:
I hooked up with my cousins boyfreind on monday night and it was such a hot session that i didnt want to lose his essence that he covered all over my body.

I have not showered since then becuase i want the memory and evidence to last as long as it can but i have to shower soon because i have an engagement to attend to and i cant be smelling like last weeks garbage so i guess i should find some soap and clean up.

I guess its like meeting a celebrity and after saying im never washing my hand again.
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Remind me to never hook-up with you! ;)









:rotflmao:
 
*thinks aloud*

How come newboy12 and Tadzio never post in the same threads?

Maybe if they met up with each other they'd spontaneously explode.
 
Lube said:
*thinks aloud*

How come newboy12 and Tadzio never post in the same threads?

Maybe if they met up with each other they'd spontaneously explode.
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like matter and anti matter

they really are polar opposites yet somehow similar
 
newboy12 said:
Tell me about it, if it wasnt for fabreeze i dont know how id manage.
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Well fabreeze and degree deordorant. That combo works great to difuse the funk.

Let me tell you this though i do not plan on boycotting water and soap again in the near future no matter how straight and hot a guy is.
 
NICE WORK NEWBOY!
congrats. bathe if you want, dont if you dont.

A++
 
chobbs said:
NICE WORK NEWBOY!
congrats. bathe if you want, dont if you dont.

A++
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Hey choobs good to see you back 20 more posts and ull be a slut. As you can see i am a porn star now.
 
newboy12 said:
Hey choobs good to see you back 20 more posts and ull be a slut. As you can see i am a porn star now.
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Got that right...

Well, hurray for you and your cousin's filandering boyfriend.

And as for that question someone posed, I bet your cousin would use the same logic. She's dating a straight boy, so why would she have to worry about him having sex with you, her gay cousin?
 
It is now 6:30 and i am going to take my bath, ill be back to let you know how it went.
 
Be sure to see if you can stick a cotton bud as far up your nose as you can in the hopes it will reach your brain. Your dirty mind could do with an extra good scrub!
 
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