Ok, not sure where to find this. I have looked on Limewire and looked on Torrent sites, but to no avail. Here is the lyrics of the song I am looking for:
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From A Distance
Made Popular by Bette Midler
Alternate Lyrics by Jackie Beat
From a distance, your makeup looks pretty good
But up close, you look like a clown.
From a distance, you look like a lady should
But from here, you need to tone it down.
From a distance, you look beautiful
So it’s hard for me to understand…
That when seen up close, you are like totally gross
And obviously….a man.
From a distance, your face looks so fresh and sweet
That it makes all the gentlemen swoon
But up close your face resembles hamburger meat
Or a relief map of the moon
(Spoken: What, the moon is beautiful!)
From a distance, your face looks natural,
A little mascara and some lipstick.
But up close I see, that the reality
Is house paint that’s three inches thick.
So, though I hate to cuss,
Get on a fucking bus
And only deal with us…from a distance.
From a distance, your skin looks so smooth and tan
And as soft as a baby’s behind
But up close I’m afraid you’re looking older than
All four Golden Girls combined.
From a distance, you look as young as spring
When God’s breathtaking beauty returns…
But up close sugar, you’re giving us Freddy Krueger
With horrible third degree burns…
People will scream and shout
While clawing their own eyes out
To be struck blind your audience yearns.
You are not charming us
You are alarming us
You may be glamorous
From a distance
But honey, you’re hideous
The reasons are numerous
You’re only fooling us…
From…a distance.
(Spoken: Don’t quit your day job…)
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PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS MP3 FILE! Many thanks to anyone who has it. Please send it to my email [Please do not post email addresses in the public forums: Removed by Moderator] or my Yahoo email [Removed by Moderator]. Thanks again, and here's hoping someone out there can help me with this
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From A Distance
Made Popular by Bette Midler
Alternate Lyrics by Jackie Beat
From a distance, your makeup looks pretty good
But up close, you look like a clown.
From a distance, you look like a lady should
But from here, you need to tone it down.
From a distance, you look beautiful
So it’s hard for me to understand…
That when seen up close, you are like totally gross
And obviously….a man.
From a distance, your face looks so fresh and sweet
That it makes all the gentlemen swoon
But up close your face resembles hamburger meat
Or a relief map of the moon
(Spoken: What, the moon is beautiful!)
From a distance, your face looks natural,
A little mascara and some lipstick.
But up close I see, that the reality
Is house paint that’s three inches thick.
So, though I hate to cuss,
Get on a fucking bus
And only deal with us…from a distance.
From a distance, your skin looks so smooth and tan
And as soft as a baby’s behind
But up close I’m afraid you’re looking older than
All four Golden Girls combined.
From a distance, you look as young as spring
When God’s breathtaking beauty returns…
But up close sugar, you’re giving us Freddy Krueger
With horrible third degree burns…
People will scream and shout
While clawing their own eyes out
To be struck blind your audience yearns.
You are not charming us
You are alarming us
You may be glamorous
From a distance
But honey, you’re hideous
The reasons are numerous
You’re only fooling us…
From…a distance.
(Spoken: Don’t quit your day job…)
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PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS MP3 FILE! Many thanks to anyone who has it. Please send it to my email [Please do not post email addresses in the public forums: Removed by Moderator] or my Yahoo email [Removed by Moderator]. Thanks again, and here's hoping someone out there can help me with this
