I need to appoint an interim queen

[fabulouslyghetto]

My faithful subjects, after a 3 year haitus from the workforce I bit the bullet and interviewed for a friend of a friend of a friend who needs help in a capacity greater than I can offer without compensation. So a bitch might be returnin to the land of the employed, on top of other projects I'm working on I won't have the time to dilly dally with you heaux like I normally do. When they told me how much they're offering it made my ears prick up so I can't say with confidence I won't accept the job offer. *pause for sobbing and nervous chatter about what will become of JUB

Of course my word still stands as law and all decisions and policies must go through me but I cannot trust you bitches to your own devices so I'll be selecting a substitute ruler to govern in my periods of long absence. I sent a text to my homegirl Allie (civilians know her as Alexandria Ocasio Cortez) to see if she'd be interested, I want to leave you in loving, capable hands. So we'll see.

Do not be afraid, times like this challenge us and give us occasion to rise above adversity. Lean on each other, sisters, for I am faithful that I have raised all my daughters to be strong, resilient rainbow princesses. I think you're going to be ok.

And to my baby daddy Alistair, I will NOT be neglecting my wifely duties, that peentus will still be taken care of regularly though I've ordered a Wet Wet Turbo 3000 flleslight with spinning base and 4 different massage settings for my late nights at the office.

And for those of you who dare question my decision.....

 

[Alistair]

Just keep JUB open in a side window. We all do it at work.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Just keep JUB open in a side window. We all do it at work.

I would never.

 

[backagain]

I would never.

Of course you would. You would be looking to see if someone found a 15 inch penis and not trying to work on someone stealing Alistair. Come on you are so obvious.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Of course you would. You would be looking to see if someone found a 15 inch penis and not trying to work on someone stealing Alistair. Come on you are so obvious.

OF COURSE I'm gonna be spying on my man. He ain't bout to give all that good wood to anotha bitch.

 

[backagain]

OF COURSE I'm gonna be spying on my man. He ain't bout to give all that good wood to anotha bitch.

That explains all the bark for teeth.

 

[Thad1527]

Although work is overrated, money sure isn't.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That explains all the bark for teeth.

To ensure none of you greedy heaux play with my man OR my jewelry I've hired security to safeguard the royal boudoir. Royal lieutenant George Santos is a highly-skilled navy seal with black belts in 4 different martial arts. Try me if you want to. :-/

 

[Alistair]

I think we should hire Christian to protect my royal virginity

 

[backagain]

I think we should hire Christian to protect my royal virginity

OH, I see how this is playing out.
Goodbye Fab, Hello Christian.
Fab thought that George's 4 black belts would protect him. They were only pink sashes.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think we should hire Christian to protect my royal virginity

Message for Mrs Christian:

You are NOT Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner this is NOT The Bodyguard mkay?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OH, I see how this is playing out.
Goodbye Fab, Hello Christian.
Fab thought that George's 4 black belts would protect him. They were only pink sashes.

Lieutenant Santos assured me he's the best in the business. You mave heard of his trainer, goes by the name of CHUCK NORRIS.

 

[belamyi]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Bitch what's your tea?

 

[belamyi]

Bitch what's your tea?

Not sure, not a great connoisseur.

 

[Peloso]

My faithful subjects, after a 3 year haitus from the workforce I bit the bullet and interviewed for a friend of a friend of a friend who needs help in a capacity greater than I can offer without compensation. So a bitch might be returnin to the land of the employed, on top of other projects I'm working on I won't have the time to dilly dally with you heaux like I normally do. \

Stop trying to make it look like you have a life and honor your commitment here.

Taco bell will do just fine without you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Stop trying to make it look like you have a life and honor your commitment here.

Taco bell will do just fine without you.

The whole kitchen just quit.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Not sure, not a great connoisseur.

Bitch don't raise your voice at me.

 

[belamyi]

Bitch don't raise your voice at me.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

WRONG! The cure for a hangover is to pound some more shots!