I Pity The Fool

[dynk]

I pity the foo who wears that much gold around his neck

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't eat Taytas!

 

[braex27]

I pity the foo' who doesn't know the difference between affect and effect.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who thinks I'm crazy!

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who doesn't know what he's talking about.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't eat Taytas!

 

[braex27]

I pity the foo' who can't understand my attraction to hot men's thighs...

 

[DaddyBadger]

I pities the fool who doesn't buy my cereal !

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who doesn't have a brain to think for himself.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who doesn't like the word Taytas!

 

[braex27]

I pity the foo' who spent his day dealing with a know-nothing-know-it-all cow...

Oh wait, that was me!

^ Also, Willie, why is Taytas capitalised?

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who doesn't understand why Taytas should be capitalized... No I don't, but I just had to post it...

Taytas are capitalized because they are important enough to be capitalized.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't eat his Taytas with guacamole and cheese!

 

[braex27]

Well, I do like Taytas. Alright, I'll accede to your capitalising the word.

I pity the foo' his foolishness.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the Foo' who "grants" something to someone when that person already has it!

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who can't catch fast food to eat it.

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who eats at McDonalds

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who flies coach.

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who flies at all these days

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who doesn't even have a bed.