I Pity The Fool

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who waits till the last day to do his Christmas Shopping

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't respect the Night-elf Mohawk

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who flies this holiday

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who confuses the Mohawk grenade for a pet Punk Rock!

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who believes or politicians

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who think I play WoW! (I just like Mr. T's commercials for it. "I'm a Night-elf Mohawk!" )

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who wastes his money on Louis Vuitton

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't enjoy a little game now and again.

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who takes this job I just interviewed for, cause I want it.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who has to work.

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who steals my porridge

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who don't know how to ice skate!

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who eats mashed potatoes

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who has been smeared with guacamole more than once in his lifetime!

 

[dynk]

I pity the foo' who believes in Santa Clause.

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who falls asleep before New Year's Day.

 

[dynk]

^that be me


I pity the fool who gets dead drunk on New Years

 

[Willie Boy]

I pity the foo' who loses his keys down a storm drain.

 

[dynk]

I pity the fool who falls through the thin ice into the water