I ran out of milk!

[rotary]

How the hell am I supposed to drink this brew of extra strong coffee I just made if I don't have any milk?

 

[Spiff]

Sounds tastey as it is. Black coffee for me all the way.

 

[james1200]

you want some cream how about you jerk off into it?



hey, somebody had to say it.

 

[jjc_7]

Well if you were my neighbour I'd let you borrow some, but alas, that is not the case.

This happened to me last weekend, so I just loaded up on the sugar. It didn't taste quite the same but it still did the trick.

 

[threetimes]

you want some cream how about you jerk off into it?



hey, somebody had to say it.

hahahaha.. cant deny that i saw that cuming (no pun intended)

 

[nakedboy]

Always keep a few cans of (Carnation) evaporated milk in your pantry. Great with coffee or tea.

 

[seven_sins]

Black coffee for me. But I have an unopened gallon of milk in the refrigerator as I type this, so I am ready for anyone who wants milk in his coffee at my house.

 

[just_mills]

you could just..not drink it.. or is that blasphemy?!

 

[NedNickerson]

Got Milk?

 

[Corny]

well since it is you, i'd teach you my secret way to live without coffee

 

[rotary]

you want some cream how about you jerk off into it?



hey, somebody had to say it.

But then I'd have to use extra sweetener

Well if you were my neighbour I'd let you borrow some, but alas, that is not the case.

Always keep a few cans of (Carnation) evaporated milk in your pantry. Great with coffee or tea.

I've never tried the stuff, but thanks for the suggestion.

you could just..not drink it.. or is that blasphemy?!

Not drinking coffee in the morning is setting up a very very bad day.

well since it is you, i'd teach you my secret way to live without coffee

Please share it with me! I need to ditch the stuff one of these days.

 

[chrmd1]

Always keep a few cans of (Carnation) evaporated milk in your pantry. Great with coffee or tea.

Oh my god, how funny, that is exactly what mom says and does.

 

[bedbugy]

ever heard of powdered milk/ or u h t milk keeps for months