I saw morbius

[fabulouslyghetto]

The acting the script the special effects the casting and the pacing of the story were all terrible but other than that it was an enjoyable experience.

Basically you're paying $20 to have a nice dark place to give your bf a handy if you can make the matinee. Bring your own snacks. And download another movie to watch on your phone unless you wanna take a nap.

Oh and also jared leto is a creepy predator cult leader, shame on you marvel. Adam sandler would've been a better lead.

 

[m1thousand]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I took this personally, Morbius was one of my fav villains from the 90s cartoon Spiderman. But hearing Leto was gonna lead was a swift steel-toe kick to the testes. Despite my best judgment I gave it a chance anyway (like all the xmen films) and got exactly what i expected-- an hour and a half long shit blizzard.

 

[rareboy]

Well now I am looking forward to turning down the lights....racking this up on some Netflix thingy channel and giving my partner a handy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well now I am looking forward to turning down the lights....racking this up on some Netflix thingy channel and giving my partner a handy.

Face away from the screen unless you're doing a study on the quickest way to kill a boner. Don't be surprised if you see a $1 dvd bin full of these in Walmart.

I'm going to pray to Kathryn Hahn that marvel forgets they even made this and reboot it with a proper cast and script.

PS cup the balls, it's only polite

 

[ShadowCat]

As a huge Marvel fan I gotta say ZERO INTEREST! Just looks boring and exaggerated, In the Spiderman animated series Morbius was just boring and was just another vampire

 

[voltronforce]

I saw it with my nephew, it is a good fun movie. People forget that movies are also supposed to be fun not just cerebral like Dances with Wolves or some such thing.

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