I should probably introduce myself

[Christopher123]

My name is Chris and I found this place through a link from the male movie club (are we allowed to say that? I know some sites have policies against mentioning other sites and whatnot, but I assume it's okay since it was linked).

If not, kick my butt!

Anyway, I like it here, you all seem really nice and pretty dang funny as well, you all joke with each other and seem to have fun and I've gotten some nice laughs from your posts (a compliment, not an insult).

So.... just wanted to say hi and I look forward to participating and getting to know people here. I wanted to introduce myself because sometimes I feel almost like an 'intruder' just spouting off comments in certain threads without anybody knowing who the hell I am.

Not many places on the web (that I've personally found, anyway) to feel real comfy, but this is cool

 

[Christopher123]

Okay, but I notice that you've not followed the rule for introductions round here.


You need to be naked to introduce yourself.

Aww, sorry, I'm not naked right now, lol. People in the house, you know. It would look a little strange!

Thanks for the welcome

 

[justsimon]

Welcome...

 

[dkonfrost]

Welcome!!!

 

[bi_pitcher_5er]

i thought we had to be naked EVERY time we visit the board. or is that just me? lol

anywho, welcome aboard chris!

 

[Christopher123]

Thanks, everyone

 

[antdak]

A big warm welcome!! Hope you post a lot, and have great fun!

 

[Croynan]

:thewave: :thewave:


The Musical: "Cabaret" - Kander and Ebb

The Song: "Willkommen"

[EMCEE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay.

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[Spoken]
Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir,
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
I bet you do!
Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere...
I am you host!

Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[spoken]
Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!

You see? I told your the orchestra is beautiful!

And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie! (Rosie is so called because of the color of her
cheeks.) Lulu! (Oh, you like Lulu? Well, too bad!
So does Rosie.) Frenchie! (You know I like to order Frenchie
on the side. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding!)
Texas! (Yes, Texas is from America!But she's a very
cunning linguist!) Fritzie!
(Oh, Fritzie, please, will you stop that!
Already this week we have lost two waiters,
a table and three bottles of champagne up there.)
and Helga! (Helga is the baby. I'm just like a father
to her. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's
very, very, very, very, very bad.)

Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie... Und Helga.
Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me?
Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead- try Helga!

Outside it is winter. But in here it's so hot.
Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep
them from taking off all their clothings. So don't go
away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

[KIT KAT GIRLS]
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!​

​

eM.

 

[JakeBequette]

Welcome to JUB... Don't feel like an intruder​

 

[gmoney]

Chris, I think you know who I am just from Marvtha's threads. (lol) I'm glad you found this place. We really are a great bunch of guys. And I'm not as crazy as you might think. (ok, maybe a little lol). I hope you continue to post and meet all the great guys here. You can ask me anything and if you want to go ahead and PM me!

 

[Christopher123]

Chris, I think you know who I am just from Marvtha's threads. (lol) I'm glad you found this place. We really are a great bunch of guys. And I'm not as crazy as you might think. (ok, maybe a little lol).

Hey, my motto is if it weren't for crazy people, life would be boring.

Thanks to you and everyone else that's responded

(these smilies are so cheesy sometimes, lol)

 

[Christopher123]

Thank you

 

[Christopher123]

You guys rock

 

[GL]

Hello Chris. Welcome to the boards.

You may strip down to your shorts now. All newbies have to at least be shirtless in their hello threads.

 

[Christopher123]

Hello Chris. Welcome to the boards.

You may strip down to your shorts now. All newbies have to at least be shirtless in their hello threads.

Already there, I usually just roam around in a pair of (boring) sweats at home.

lol

 

[GL]

Already there, I usually just roam around in a pair of (boring) sweats at home.

lol

I'm sorry, but I'll need a judge's ruling on this.

Yes? Thanks.

OK Chris. The judges think you will need to take pictures of said situation and post them here on this thread.

 

[neruda]

Hi there Welcome

 

[Christopher123]

This may sound really lame, but I'm a bit shy.

lol

 

[Christopher123]

^ Me too...........

Good, I don't feel so bad then

 

[gmoney]

This may sound really lame, but I'm a bit shy.

lol

Chris, you're not lame at all! You will see, the best Jubbers are the ones that mess with you! Feel free to jump right in! We won't bite! Unless you want us to! (hehe)