I smashed that shit

[PreTTy PeTe]

and i was planning to manhandle you tonight

I DON'T THINK SO

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

You can still manhandle me! Please manhandle me!

no i just don't know how much is flying out of that hole

tomorrow morning maybe

 

[davy]

...
When they get home and ask what happened to the stuffing I'ma tell em "Ain't no mo. Ain't even no mo."

ROTFLMAO!!!!

sorry, man.

 

[LilBit]

We're not off to a good start, it's only 12:30 and my tummy already hurts. My family had the nerve to leave me an entire pan of stuffing and a slice of chocolate cake (with chocolate sprinkles and those curly little chocolate bits) from Hairy Titties.

Ya know, for a supermarket bakery, the Hairy Peter makes decent cake. It's nice and moist, and the icing isn't pure sugar.

I forgot to buy stuffing for today. Oh, well.

 

[LilBit]

^U forgot to buy stuffing? U bettern not ask for none of mine!



The cake was marvelous, very moist, the frosting wasn't as stiff as homemade frosting usually is. Now that you mention it, I kinda miss that cake.

Well, besides the fact that they ain't no mo of yo stuffing, I imagine it had turkey or chicken broth in it.

And if you miss the cake, you could always eat it again when it comes out.

 

[relaxin13]

^Amen, fuck everybody else. When it comes to food, you snooze, you lose.

That's why I had three plates full of deliciousness.

 

[jackry]

i ate way to much. But i still have room for a slice of sweet potato pie served on marleyisalegend 's chest.
Dude I'd love to see you all fulled up and cuddly.

 

[jackry]

You should see me with velvet cake.

maybe a little started? please....

 

[jackry]

If watching me eat turns you on, we're going to have a marvelous sex life.

watching you do almost anything would turn me one.

 

[jackry]

Really? Even this?

*does a goofy jig*

naked. yup. actual just the thought of it i cubbed up a little.

 

[jackry]

Watch it, you starting to get a little bit too flirty with my man here. I'm not shy in breaking out my switchblade on hoes who overstep their boundaries.

step'n back sorry

 

[jackry]

Jackry, I'm going to bed for the evening. Will YOU like to come join me?

*takes Jackry's hands and leads him upstairs*

k now I'm going to touch myself.

but shit i don't mind being in the middle ether.