I think I'm about to experience a tragedy

[healingduck]

I've got a dozen condoms set to expire in a couple weeks

short of laying face down/ass up in my bed and posting an ad on craigslist, they're probably doomed -- any suggestions on if there's a way to do something productive with this tragedy? water balloons maybe?

I was gonna suggest balloon animals but...

 

[FPNY]

i think you on your stomach ass in the air is the only way to go...waste not want not, remember that....

 

[anchihiro]

Inflate them with helium and tie them to your house. Then set sail for Venezuela with your yellow dog.


Squirrel!

 

[Corny]

inflate them all, but don't knot the end. drive to the next church and let them fly inside

 

[Alistair]

Ok, Corny's idea is better than using them for sex!

 

[TheOscar]

You'd really want to post yourself on Craigslist to look for some sex to use up condoms?

 

[TheOscar]

haha. not a chance... I'm just saying that's the only way I'd end up having sex 12 times in 2 weeks

I do have a couple opportunities for sex in the near future, but neither of them will involve getting fucked a dozen times. lol.

Okay, good to know. XD Didn't think you were serious.
I'm sure you'd attract some less pleasurable men....

 

[Spiff]

Donate them to needy horny people.

 

[herry1]

Stick 'em through letter boxes with a note attached saying

"This place is condomed"

 

[Telstra]

use them for your fingers to clean the ass hole in the shower.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I've got a dozen condoms set to expire in a couple weeks

short of laying face down/ass up in my bed and posting an ad on craigslist, they're probably doomed -- any suggestions on if there's a way to do something productive with this tragedy? water balloons maybe?

duct tape

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

paste it across your ass and stay off the 'puter

 

[freefall]

Use them for casings for homemade sausages

Or 'homemade' 'sausages'

You decide

 

[BostonPirate]

they're great to chew on in a bind when you're out of gum

 

[Bored]

Put them in an envelope with a note saying, "Thanks for the good time. I haven't had a man like you in years. Here, you left your extra condom over my house last night. Don't worry, I made sure she wasn't home when I dropped this off." then put it in someones mailbox.


I'm evil.

 

[Eternaldarkness]

I doubt you'll get a chance to use all of them, but about the craigslist, post the condoms up on craigslist with the following lines:

"Free condoms for use! They'll expire soon and I need help using them with me ASAP" and see how many people actually responds seriously or sexually

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Use them to make money and see the world- become a drug mule!

 

[pigface]

1) buy a box of paraffin wax and use the rubbers as moulds to make novelty candles. Give them to your mother's and aunts' friends as Xmas gifts.

2) buy some polyester casting resin & use the rubbers as moulds to make novelty dildos. Give them to your friends as Xmas gifts.

 

[frankfrank]

Inflate them with helium and tie them to your house. Then set sail for Venezuela with your yellow dog.


Squirrel!

that won't work, the prevailing winds don't go that way during midsummer.

 

[bulge]

I often wank in condoms and use lots of vaseline on them so that they break better.

Wanking in condoms allows quite hot play. Better glans play. Lasting play. Hard play and so on.