I think I'm drunk off my ass ..........

[TaigaStar]

Yes, but... why not tell the class what you did and make everyone jealous?

 

[TaigaStar]

Haven't I joined you for enough already? Haven't I instigated enough?

 

[TaigaStar]

What do I have to do next?

 

[TaigaStar]

I'm sensing something. It's becoming clear...

 

[TaigaStar]

The foil hat blocks alien mind control. The magnetic bracelet helps promote circulation. The cherry lollipop blocks telepathy. Didn't we go over this?

 

[TaigaStar]

If you're under my control then clap your hands... (clap clap)
If you're under my control then clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're under my control, and you don't know any better,
If you're under my control then clap your hands! (clap clap)

 

[TaigaStar]

Do I need to break out the coconut fruit bars and blow your mind away with the badly done erotic pictures?

 

[TaigaStar]

Stare into my eyes and surrender your will unto me....

 

[TaigaStar]

Ummm... Stare at my [censored so as not to make other thread readers die in shock] and surrender yourself unto me?

 

[TaigaStar]

Do what you will, then.

 

[TaigaStar]

I see you have...

 

[Sausy]

Is this thread still alive?

Everyone must be drunk off their asses!

I don't drink....i think I'm sober!

 

[Kyanimal]

Where the "Heck" do you find those pictures??

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[TaigaStar]

I think Robert's an android... he sees these things, mentally snaps the picture, then uploads from memory to JUB.

 

[TaigaStar]

And is Eric merely background process?

 

[TaigaStar]

LOL. But Robert's not hideously disfigured. He's a pretty boy.

 

[TaigaStar]

Oh, so Eric28 is the Operating System!

 

[TaigaStar]

Tomorrow, I shall have my true body and powers back, then be drunk off the souls of humanity as I rule them all!

This is why having an inner goddess sucks...

 

[TaigaStar]

No. Neither are the other two in my head. It's just that they have powers and the boundaries between real world and the other side is weakening...

It's the Eve of the Feast of All Hallows! When else can I charge my magics up?

When my flames consume all, your "magics" will mean nothing to me.

Help me... please...

 

[TaigaStar]

I may need a real man to satisfy me when I take over this world. You will wear a red collar and gold wristbands at all times.

OK, so once Halloween passes and my body reverts into my own, we're keeping the collar and wristbands for you, Piggy.