I think I'm drunk off my ass ..........

[AaronG]

Not really, but I've been drinking.

There was an evening rehearsal at work, but I had the day off. So my friends called me afterwards, to tell me they were at this bar about 4 blocks from my apartment. So I went and got some Big Dick.

 

[AaronG]

I got a sampler of five random beers I'd never had before (4 oz of each beer). So I only had a little Big Dick. But the beer I ordered before that was called Hell for Certain, so how much Dick I had was the least of my worries.

 

[AaronG]

just over two pints

 

[nudemagzineday]

:thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave::thewave:

 

[GL]

So I went and got some Big Dick.

woo hoo! hit that shit!

ooh... beer.

well, you can hit that too.

A Little Big Dick?

Want Hell? Try some Mamba Malt Liquor Beer from Africa .......

is that the same as black mamba?

i remember trying that in college. it was a malt liquor from africa as well.

 

[GL]

Who needs alcohol when you're on Vicodin?

you know what would be cool?

if they made vicodin that could fit in a pez dispenser.

 

[nudemagzineday]

What's a young handsome man like you doing on Vicodin?

vicodin doesnt have too bad of a hangover and doesnt have the smell or taste

 

[GL]

I don't know, but all I can tell you is that I don't remember anything that night after I had my second bottle of Mamba! I also woke up with the biggest hangover too. Oh, and that was at Dick's down on the Riverwalk in SA.

dick's last resort! you can't kill a man born to hang!

i'm wondering if you had a black mamba after all. i liked it very much myself. there was a peculiar taste on the pallet that i can only describe as 'dirt.' odd i know, but it was very, very interesting.

 

[GL]

I also had a job interview that next day at the Marriott on the Riverwalk with a big name pharmaceutical company. The amazing thing is, they still hired me!

Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Blazing Saddles (1974)

i keed! i keed! don't ban me.

 

[Sausy]

I show up asking questions and the thread dies!

...... O'well

Never assume....because when you do,you make an "ass" of "u" and "me"!

 

[GL]

I show up asking questions and the thread dies!

...... O'well

no it didn't.

besides, this desk jockey was already falling asleep and not because of your thread.

Ew. Even cyber-kissing stitches just seems ...

well...

that shit ain't riiiiiiiiight.

...she said breathlessly before she fainted.

 

[TaigaStar]

^LOL.... Sorry, but you just gotta suffer through the stitched a little while longer. We'll kiss it when the skin's a little more... less open.

 

[AaronG]

Seriously - PBR for 50 cents? And great pizza to go with it? And it's next door to my apartment? I'm the luckiest jubber alive.

Musicians love cheap booze. We make pyramids of beer cans in the little booth.

 

[Kyanimal]

I know what I'm doing "Up!" at this hour ... staying on a Night schedule ... with my "bit" of Brandy/Vermouth/lightly salted Water/Ice, but what's with You Guys??? Just can't sleep like "normal" folks?

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[AaronG]

Happy Birthday to Me, Happy Birthday to Me, I'm drunk off my ass, Happy Birthday to Me!

 

[Absolut]

omg!

happy birffday to AaronG!



What can I get you love before I go to bed?!?

 

[GL]

happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday dear aaron...
happy birthday to you!

no assume the position birthday boy!!!







and one to grow on!!!

​

 

[MidnightPrism]

Try getting in bed and cuddling with your man!

I would come cuddle with you and Eric

 

[AaronG]

omg!

happy birffday to AaronG!



What can I get you love before I go to bed?!?

happy birthday to you!
happy birthday to you!
happy birthday dear aaron...
happy birthday to you!

no assume the position birthday boy!!!







and one to grow on!!!

​

Aww, thanks guys.

What can you get me? Maybe some advice. I'm actually mulling over the possibility of using my birthday as the occasion to come out to most of my friends. I've never come out to a bunch of people at once, so I don't know how it would go, but I'm thinking about going out to a bar with a bunch of folks, and saying something like, "It's my birthday, so I'm going to be totally self-centered and fill you guys in on something you might not know..." But if it's too many people, no one really gets a chance to react like they normally would, and they can't ask questions if they're totally confused.

So what do I do?

 

[Absolut]

Then it time for you to show us your birthday suit then!

oh hell no

robert is online at the same time as Abs?

and yes, Aaron, please do it....it will make you feel like a new man!

PM me if necessary, I've gone through all of that before....