I think it's good gay couples can't marry

[fabulouslyghetto]

I mean let's be honest... no matter how hard we try or how much we may THINK we're in a loving relationship, gay partnerships will never match the greatness of some of history's most prolific heterosexual relationships.

Examples: Rihanna Fenty and Chris "Beat 'Em Down" Brown

then there's Jon and Kate "Together For[strike]ever[/strike] Two Seasons" Gosselin

what about King "Off With Her Head" Henry VIII and Anne "Where Did My Head Go?" Boleyn?

Sorry, gay relationships just don't measure up.

I mean, come on, look at Whitney and Bobby. Do gay relationships ever achieve that level of happiness?

 

[boxerdudeuk]

i think at the bare minimum - if same sex couples can't marry, then television producers have to be banned from creating reality shows centered around someone getting married to a fucking stranger on camera.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You missed Britney married-for-12-hours Spears.

I mean, have you ever SEEN such love?

Good point! I mean the connection you must have with someone to be able to stay married to them for half a day, it must've been heaven on Earth! Gay couples just aren't capable. Sorry, it's just the truth.

 

[Blueboy369]

Here is a reminder of the greatest love of all!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Here is a reminder of the greatest love of all!

Yes! And you selfish homosexicals wanna ruin the sanctity of marriage. Who do you think you're fooling?!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You in trouble girl. I'll pack the shank...

Nuh uh girl, I'm just spreading the truth. Homosexuality is wrong. Take it from someone as edumacated as I am. It serves no one. I even read so in my bible!

 

[G-Lexington]

Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so...

...really? I've read the Bible front to back, and I don't recall once seeing "God loves the littlest gargolye" in there. Maybe it's in the appendix or something.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Jesus loves me, this I know
For the Bible tells me so...

...really? I've read the Bible front to back, and I don't recall once seeing "God loves the littlest gargolye" in there. Maybe it's in the appendix or something.

Lex

Maybe it's in your appendix! Ooooo, dayum! No I di'int! Gurl yes I did!

 

[G-Lexington]

Ooo...Snap!



Lex

 

[RationalLunacy]

Need I say more?

 

[RationalLunacy]

>>Need I say more?

Yes. I don't know who the heck that is...

Google
Drew Peterson

 

[PlazaPeej]

We can get married Karen you silly girl...



See.

Now listen to that applause and tell me we ain't as loved as some of those hetero people....

 

[martin6]

Ever feel like you just wanna... disappear for a while?

Or get murdered in your own bathtub?

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

We all know (and believe) God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve So deal.

 

[frankfrank]

You missed Britney married-for-12-hours Spears.

I mean, have you ever SEEN such love?

Jeez, let's not get the facts wrong!

They were married for a full fifty-five hours. That's a LONG time. That is proof of true undying love in their marriage. More than two days!

Somebody could read a whole STACK of paperback novels in that time. Now, that proves unconditional lifetime love and dedication, LOL.

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Somebody could read a whole STACK of paperback novels in that time.

Neither of the participants could. Although they might have sounded out some of the harder words during that period.

Lex

 

[ChicagoNormalGuy]

I think gay couples should be allowed to marry.

Why shouldn't they be just as miserable as the hets?

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

If gays are allowed the right to marry, can I marry my iPod Touch? That would naturally be the next step. I love my iPod, so I should be able to marry it if two people of the same sex are allowed to be married. My iPod is waiting 'till marriage and I need it now

 

[KaraBulut]

Why should gay people have to miss all the fun?

http://www.tampabays10.com/video/de...articleplayer&maven_referralObject=1325146817

 

[gsdx]

The chaos of Canada

And don't forget the hellfire and debauchery and the legalised paedophilia and the fact that our schools are now teaching Homosexuality 101 in Kindergarten and. . .

Oh, and the complete collapse of our marital system and the destruction of our churches.