fabulouslyghetto
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First of all I didn't even want this bij in the first place, I wanted another German shepherd but antyways.... so she's laying on my lap for a few seconds cuz I spoil this bij and let her on the furniture sometimes, so when her time's up I tell her to get down and it happened in slow motion yet so fast yet it felt like it lasted for 1,000 years. This rotten bij stepped directly on the family jewels, barely protected since I'm only wearing basketball shorts. It wasn't as painful as I was anticipating, especially since she's huge and pitbulls are frighteningly strong, but for about .023 seconds it felt like my testicles were being removed sans anesthesia.
So I think I'm a bij now. I'm not 100% sure I still have gonads.
So I think I'm a bij now. I'm not 100% sure I still have gonads.

