I took my laptop to be fixed

[USEDCAR]

and this very very very cute tall guy check my laptop and said it just needs a new plug the old one was burnt out

he was eye candy his tattoo was even sexy and im not into tattoos


I would love to do everything sexual in the world with him

maybe i should bring a old computer in and tell him it needs fixing!

 

[Lukeee]

ehhh what if you don't get him though?

 

[USEDCAR]

ehhh what if you don't get him though?

i have back up men!

 

[EwanSF]

Strange coincidence. I bought a new laptop last week but couldn't get online with it. Walked up to the nerd at the customer service desk in PC world and explained the situation. He told me, rather condescendingly

"Look mate, it's a really easy thing to set up."

Feelin' maself gettin' angrier by the second I told him that I'd spent 2 hours trying to get online with the setup programme with no success. Not to be contradicted, the nerd said

"Look man, that programme is designed so that a ten year old could use it."

So I said, "If I had a fuckin' ten year old in my house then what the fuck would I need to go onto the internet for?!"

My mum doesn't like that joke very much.

 

[MetaKnight]

I thought this topic was about computers.


Gay men. Always living in a porn movie fantasy world

 

[Lukeee]

Strange coincidence. I bought a new laptop last week but couldn't get online with it. Walked up to the nerd at the customer service desk in PC world and explained the situation. He told me, rather condescendingly

"Look mate, it's a really easy thing to set up."

Feelin' maself gettin' angrier by the second I told him that I'd spent 2 hours trying to get online with the setup programme with no success. Not to be contradicted, the nerd said

"Look man, that programme is designed so that a ten year old could use it."

So I said, "If I had a fuckin' ten year old in my house then what the fuck would I need to go onto the internet for?!"

My mum doesn't like that joke very much.

Wow! that is bad.

 

[Wajdan]

I thought this topic was about computers.


Gay men. Always living in a porn movie fantasy world

So true....

 

[EwanSF]

Wow! that is bad.

Aye it is a bit. If you do repeat it, be...selective, shall we say, in what company ye tell it

 

[Lefty]

whilst i shan't be retelling it,i do rue recognizing similar situations.

and then the bloody arrogant arseholes wonder why we don't buy eh?