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I see someone's on the piss this evening.
I'm the resident pervert of JUB! I'm old, and I want a have sex with a young, hot man!
Send me your stats. You must be smooth, slim, and have a hot, long cock!![]()
Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning.
Lex
Does this meet your qualifications?
Oh, and I have a 9 inch cock!
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Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of nobody this morning.
Lex

Ugh! What a disgusting era.
Hey it could be worse, they could be an old troll cruising for bareback sex in a public bathroom.
Just ask Larry Craig.![]()
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Not true! Mutton chops with the mustache? Polyester jumpsuit with the bell bottoms and a butterfly collared button down? And don't forget the forrest of chest hair barely held down by the three inch zodiac sign pendant. Fugedabowtit.

