I Was Bored So I Bought A New Dog.

[Cormac135]

With such a judgemental attitude, I'm sure you can give her some wonderful remaining years. Do you wear Louis Vuitton while walking a dog?

Thanks for pulling me up there.

This is excellent, finally something to keep you warm at night. Congrats.

Insults don't really work if it takes 12 hours for them to show up.

 

[Cormac135]

Thanks for all the great suggestions, i've decided to name her after my favourite royal, Harry.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Loneliness is a reason to buy a dog. Boredom isn't.

Thinking of the Southpark Episode Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset all of a sudden.

Mairi.

A good Scottish lass.

That would be Lassie.

 

[NotHardUp1]

The actual meaning of Mairi is 'beloved' from the Hebrew origin.

But I think that Mairi has every reason to be a little bitter as well as beloved.

Source: https://www.scottish-at-heart.com/scottish-girl-names.html

A source that explains how it is both: http://www.abarim-publications.com/Meaning/Mary.html

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Insults don't really work if it takes 12 hours for them to show up.

Who's insulting? I'm really glad that you finally got something or someone to keep you company, I had started to worry that the solitude was starting to weigh down your mental and emotional health and I'm still not sure a dog is the end-all cure but it's a step in the right direction. We still going to spin class this weekend boo?

 

[peeonme]

Thanks for all the great suggestions, i've decided to name her after my favourite royal, Harry.

I had hoped that you would go with 'willy'.

 

[Thad1527]

I like Harry! And if you need precedent for a girl Harry, lesbian author Rita Mae Brown's main character in her series of Mrs. Murphy mysteries is called Harry. Oh, she's legally Mary Minor Haristeen, but nobody calls her that. Mrs. Murphy is one of her cats - the other is Pewter, and Tee Tucker is the corgi in the household.