I was feeling left out

[theatreboi]

Oh one more question, can I add your facebook?

of course you may.

People, ask me questions! I have all the answers, I promise.

 

[theatreboi]

What do I have to do to become your boyfriend?

Have you ever mastrubated whilst thinking of a Jubber?

Have you heard of Dualism?

Was Shakespeare gay?

Did you know that me and evil Danger live in the same city?

Meeting me in person is a good start.

Yes.

Yes, but I don't know what meaning of it you're thinking of.

I don't know, but certain sources say yes.

No, I didn't know that.

 

[evil_danger]

I have some more random questions… I’m so bored at the moment being jobless, it’s all I can do to entertain myself… Well other than looking for a job, video games and of course masturbation… that I’m averaging out at 2 times a day at the moment.

Okay lets begin.

Was that too much information?

How often do you masturbate?

What’s the most number of ejaculations you have had in a day?

Do you prefer it being called “masturbation” or “jacking off”?

If neither what do you normally call it?

Do you prefer the word Ejaculate or cum?

In the same vein as the last 2 questions do you prefer penis or cock?

You know I really am hijacking this thread, is that a problem?

You said we could be facebook friends… can I have a link?

There has to be a question that will shock or embarrass you, or something you couldn’t comfortably answer, can you think of anything that maybe you wouldn’t want to answer?

This has probably been asked but what do you have in your family, what does your family consist of?

Who are you closest to in your family?

Are you very much a family person?

You clearly enjoy answering questions than giving them, got any questions for me?

Has anyone ever walked in on you any of these following activities…

Masturbating

Masturbating to gay porn

Looking at yourself naked in the mirror

Generally being naked for no reason

Making out with a guy

Having sex with a guy

Making love to a guy
(I added that separately because we said they were different, and if your making love to a guy and someone walks in its gonna kill to mood a hell of allot more than if your just having sex with them... well I think so anyway)

Plotting your revenge against humanity
(Well remember you’re a cold heartless killing machine after all )

If any of the answers above are yes, what happened.

Did you know that I didn't know Andrew lived in the same city as me?

Is that enough questions from me for tonight?

 

[seven_sins]

How many Whos are there in Whoville?

 

[theatreboi]

Are you becoming a post whore?

Socrates was sentenced to death and ordered to drink hemlock which would kill him. He drunk the hemlock as he believed in the ultimate authority of the state.

Was this suicide or execution or both or something else all together....

I've ALWAYS been a post whore.

Hmmm...this is a toughie. I think it's a pretty unique situation, so lets say it's something else altogether.

How many Whos are there in Whoville?

All of them.

Evil, I'll get back to your questions when I have more time.

 

[theatreboi]

Was that too much information?

No

How often do you masturbate?

What’s the most number of ejaculations you have had in a day?

Do you prefer it being called “masturbation” or “jacking off”?

If neither what do you normally call it?

Do you prefer the word Ejaculate or cum?

In the same vein as the last 2 questions do you prefer penis or cock?

Usually once a day.

I call it everything that it can be called, but usually masturbating.

See above.

Again, I use every name in the book for it, but usually cum.

Once again, I'm versatile in my naming of things.

You know I really am hijacking this thread, is that a problem?

No. You're really the only one who cares enough to ask any questions. Without you this thread would die.

There has to be a question that will shock or embarrass you, or something you couldn’t comfortably answer, can you think of anything that maybe you wouldn’t want to answer?

Nope. I'm basically an open book.

This has probably been asked but what do you have in your family, what does your family consist of?

Who are you closest to in your family?

Are you very much a family person?

Mom, dad, dog, sister, sister's fiance, their dog. Then there's the whole extended huge family that I don't get to see as often as I'd like.

I'm closest probably with one of my first cousins.

I'm occasionally very family oriented.

You clearly enjoy answering questions than giving them, got any questions for me?

Nope.

Has anyone ever walked in on you any of these following activities…

Masturbating

Masturbating to gay porn

Looking at yourself naked in the mirror

Generally being naked for no reason

Making out with a guy

Having sex with a guy

Making love to a guy
(I added that separately because we said they were different, and if your making love to a guy and someone walks in its gonna kill to mood a hell of allot more than if your just having sex with them... well I think so anyway)

Plotting your revenge against humanity
(Well remember you’re a cold heartless killing machine after all )

If any of the answers above are yes, what happened.

Yes. I covered it up really skillfully and either they didn't notice, or didn't say anything.

Yes, it was the same as the above incident.

No.

No.

Yes. I can't think of any specific examples right now. Nothing bad ever happened. I've started making out with guys in the middle of crowded rooms before though, so it certainly didn't bother me.

No.
No.
No.

Did you know that I didn't know Andrew lived in the same city as me?

Is that enough questions from me for tonight?

No, I didn't.
Enough is never enough.

 

[waves]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

Do you have any pets? Which ones? If not, what would you prefer to have as a pet?

Do you like going out to restaurants?

How about clubbing?

Any interest in the great outdoors activities (hiking, camping)?

...my mind's drawing a blank so this is it for now.

 

[theatreboi]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?

Do you have any pets? Which ones? If not, what would you prefer to have as a pet?

Do you like going out to restaurants?

How about clubbing?

Any interest in the great outdoors activities (hiking, camping)?

...my mind's drawing a blank so this is it for now.

3,892

I have a doggy. I would rather have a ferret though.

I love going out to restaurants.

Clubbing's fun sometimes. I have to be in the mood though.

I really used to love all things outdoors, then I got all allergic to nature, so I don't do those things anymore. I would love to go hiking and camping in the mountains of WV again sometime soon.

 

[evil_danger]

Are you ready for some more annoying questions?

When did you know you were gay?

Did you ever hate the fact that you were gay?

If so when did you realise it was a great thing?

Have you ever been with a girl?

If yes what was it like?

How come you don’t wanna ask me questions? (Not that I care, I would rather ask them)

Vodka or White Rum?

What do you consider to be sexy… or rather how would your ideal guy look?

Would you give up your vision of an ideal guy if you found a guy who met every other criteria but didn’t look what you would consider sexy?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Actually do you believe in love at all?

What’s your favourite colour?

Oral or anal?

Whatever one you chose to the last question, do you prefer giving or receiving?

Any drunken mistakes for example ever got drunk and told someone you loved them, or hated them, or maybe you fell over once when drunk or slept with someone you really shouldn’t have done?

Ever slept with someone and wish you hadn’t?

What the most memorable break up you has had? Please explain

Do you think it means something that I keep asking all these random questions?

Okay one more.

Err

What was your best memory of being in London?

That’s all for now, might ask some more later but I’m finding it hard to think of any now.

 

[evil_danger]

can you come over to England specifically to give me a cuddle???

I'll give you a cuddle, I live basically down the road from you.

Besides hes gonna give me a cuddle first! hehehe

 

[theatreboi]

can you come over to England specifically to give me a cuddle???

I could, if you could pay the airfare.

Are you ready for some more annoying questions?

Always.

When did you know you were gay?

Did you ever hate the fact that you were gay?

If so when did you realise it was a great thing?

Around 8th grade maybe. I had inklings earlier, but didn't know what they meant.

No, once I realized I really was, I never hated it.

I've always known, but I've also always known that it would be a sorta tough life.

Have you ever been with a girl?

If yes what was it like?

Yes, I have.
It was fine. I don't really suggest it though. Man sex is so much hotter. It just feels better.

How come you don’t wanna ask me questions? (Not that I care, I would rather ask them)

Vodka or White Rum?

I can't think of any.

Vodka.

What do you consider to be sexy… or rather how would your ideal guy look?

Would you give up your vision of an ideal guy if you found a guy who met every other criteria but didn’t look what you would consider sexy?

Hmm...maybe something like this:

But that's just how I feel today.

Of course!

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Actually do you believe in love at all?

Not really.

Yes, with all my heart.

What’s your favourite colour?

Purple, maybe, or green. I like them both. Oh, and blue. I told you before, I don't really do favorites.

Oral or anal?

Whatever one you chose to the last question, do you prefer giving or receiving?

Any drunken mistakes for example ever got drunk and told someone you loved them, or hated them, or maybe you fell over once when drunk or slept with someone you really shouldn’t have done?

Ever slept with someone and wish you hadn’t?

Anal.

Receiving, usually.

Yep. Who hasn't?

Indeed, I have.

What the most memorable break up you has had? Please explain

Do you think it means something that I keep asking all these random questions?

The most memorable is probably also the most painful. There was this guy I dated freshman year and I think I really loved him, and he wasn't out, then he dumped me because I was "Too mean." Then he got into this really out and proud relationship that everybody knew about, but, to this day, people don't realize that we even dated. I'm over it now, but gee did it mess me up at the time.

I think it means that you want to get to know me.

What was your best memory of being in London?

I don't even really know. Probably the first date I went on with this guy. We just went down to a local pub and had drinks and talked for hours. It was amazing.

 

[theatreboi]

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (my cat wanted to know this one)


Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Montréal and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 18?

No, because it wasn't born here. If an African elephant gives birth in America, it's offspring will be an African-American elephant.

How do you know there's not? The labels may be lying.

Because people are stupid and crazy and need everything spelled out for them. Plus, companies take every measure possible to avoid lawsuits.

I don't know about you, but I barely spend any time in lines at all when I visit Disney World. So I don't really know how to answer this question because I don't think it's true.

It's still 21.

Do you fear crab people?

YES! AAAAH!!!

 

[evil_danger]

Hehe, could you ever get sick of being asked questions?

Who was the first person you told your sexuality to?

How did they take it?

Did any of your friends take badly to you being gay?

If so what was their reaction?

Have you ever lost a friend due to your sexuality?

Have you ever personally felt abuse (mental or physical) because of your sexuality?

Have you ever lied about your sexuality?

Has any of your friends ever come out to you?

If you can remember what’s the stupidest thing you have ever done, the thing that you think back and wish you could change? And I’m not asking about the time that you bumped your head on your bed, I want to know about something that you really regret!
(For example I know a guy who lost his virginity bareback, then later found out the guy he was with had aids, luckily for my friend this guy caught aids after my friend slept with him, but to this day he considers that the most stupid and reckless thing ever. Another example is a close friend of mine overdosed because of depression, she considers that to be the most stupidest thing ever)

What colour underpants do you have on?

I know you don’t really have favourites, but don’t you think that everyone should have a favourite colour, it’s the most common question ever asked!

What is your star sign?

Do you believe in star signs?

Speedos, do you ever wear them?

Do you own a video games console and if yes what do you own.

Okay that’s enough for now.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

when will you ask me a question in me own thread?

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=205342

 

[theatreboi]

Are you shallow?

Can you strip off now for me even though I can't see it?

Which jubber do you think about the most.

Did American Europeans "steal" America from the Native Indians?

Who is your favourite biblical character?

Yes, I often am, and I admit it at the moment also.

Sure can!

Me.

Yah, oh well. Nothing can be done now... sad.

I have no idea. I REALLY don't do favorite anything.

Hehe, could you ever get sick of being asked questions?

No.

Who was the first person you told your sexuality to?

How did they take it?

Did any of your friends take badly to you being gay?

If so what was their reaction?

Have you ever lost a friend due to your sexuality?

My friend who goaded and made fun of me until I came out. We still tell the story at parties.

Great, she was the one who really wanted me to come out.

Yes, several.

We stopped being friends, not my decision.

See above.

Have you ever personally felt abuse (mental or physical) because of your sexuality?

Have you ever lied about your sexuality?

Has any of your friends ever come out to you?

Yes.

Yes, but not recently.

Yes. A friend I wasn't attracted to, but flirted mersilessly with told me in an elevator that I had made him bi, but now he's straight again because "it's easier to be a republican" that way. Whatever that means.

If you can remember what’s the stupidest thing you have ever done, the thing that you think back and wish you could change?

I would probably go to public school. I know that's not exactly what you mean, but I can't think of anything in the line of thought that you mean.

What colour underpants do you have on?

I know you don’t really have favourites, but don’t you think that everyone should have a favourite colour, it’s the most common question ever asked!

I'll just show you them:

I change the answer most every time I'm asked. I also sometimes say what I said on this thread.

What is your star sign?

Do you believe in star signs?

Cancer.

Not really.

Speedos, do you ever wear them?

Do you own a video games console and if yes what do you own.

No, I also don't really swim or go to the beach much. If I ever get my six pack back, I'll probably invest in one.

I have an N64 that I got my senior year of high school because my friend didn't want it anymore. I almost never play it. I didn't grow up with video games, just computer games, and even then, not the kind that are usually video games. Trivia, I do trivia games.

when will you ask me a question in me own thread?

http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=205342

Of course!

 

[evil_danger]

So, that package… coming my way?
(well it's a nice bulge!)

Or should that be cumming my way?
(I mean it, its a really nice bulge!)

Is it true you caused the hole in the ozone layer?

Where was the last place you cut yourself?

Does the sight of your blood sicken you?

Does the sight of others blood sicken you?

Do you find vampires sexy?

Do you drive?

If so do you enjoy driving?

When in London did you find it weird to see cars drive on the ‘other’ side of the road?

Have you ever had sex in a car?

Would you like to have sex in a car?

Would you like to have sex anywhere considered public?

Does it seam like I’m running out of questions to ask and just resorting to the dirty sexual questions?

Do you mind me asking the dirty sexual questions?

Ever got your penis stuck ‘in’ something?

If a man cums in the forest… he is just a generally weird person?

If you cum in the forest… who’s gonna be around to know your telling the truth?

I saw a bizzare video once of a guy masturbating into a glove of spaghetti, once he came someone knocked on the door and the quickest he could do was put the spaghetti back in the pan and pull his shorts on. All his friends eventually ate it much to his embarrassment. My question is what’s the weirdest place you’ve shot your man gravy?
And has your semen ever been the subject of embarrassment to you?

Did you know that despite my random question asking I’m a really good listener?

Did you have any problems you wanted to share?

Did you know I only charge £10 an hour for problem solving?

Did you know that crack about £10 an hour was a lie?

Okay I’m gonna stop now, that’s enough creepy for today right?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

are you or you not a slut?

i need to know

 

[theatreboi]

So, that package… coming my way?

Or should that be cumming my way?

Maybe.

Not at the moment.

Is it true you caused the hole in the ozone layer?

Where was the last place you cut yourself?

Does the sight of your blood sicken you?

Does the sight of others blood sicken you?

Do you find vampires sexy?

Not the one you think. The other one.

My second toe on my left foot. I tripped over a coffee table.

No.

Sometimes, specifically when it's a lot.

Not usually.

Do you drive?

If so do you enjoy driving?

When in London did you find it weird to see cars drive on the ‘other’ side of the road?

Have you ever had sex in a car?

Would you like to have sex in a car?

Would you like to have sex anywhere considered public?

Yes.

I enjoy it a lot of the time, but not always.

No, not really, but I would never want to drive there myself.

No, but I've given head in a car.

Sure, why not?

Yes. It's one of my fantasies.

Does it seam like I’m running out of questions to ask and just resorting to the dirty sexual questions?

Do you mind me asking the dirty sexual questions?

Ever got your penis stuck ‘in’ something?

If a man cums in the forest… he is just a generally weird person?

If you cum in the forest… who’s gonna be around to know your telling the truth?

My question is what’s the weirdest place you’ve shot your man gravy?
And has your semen ever been the subject of embarrassment to you?

Just a tad.

Nope, not at all.

No, but almost.

No, he's a lucky person.

One lukcy dude, I hope.

I haven't the foggiest. I guess inside a stuffed animal that I cut a hole in when I was younger.

Not that I recall, but I could be forgetting something.

Did you know that despite my random question asking I’m a really good listener?

Did you have any problems you wanted to share?

Did you know I only charge £10 an hour for problem solving?

Did you know that crack about £10 an hour was a lie?

Okay I’m gonna stop now, that’s enough creepy for today right?

I believe that, but I suppose I didn't know for sure.

No, I really have very few problems.

No.

I figured.

Sure, whenever you think it's enough.

are you or you not a slut?

i need to know

Sometimes, but I bet I'll be like you and, once I find the right guy, he'll be the only one.

 

[evil_danger]

I’ll probably make this my last set of questions, I feel I’m just being really creepy now, but I woke up with my underwear bloody stretched out infront of me and just feel like asking some random sexual junk to help me with this random ‘mornin horny’ I’m feeling.

Okay say for ease of the question we were dating, things were going well and it was time for that first kiss. How would you kiss me?

Where would your hand be?

Assuming that went well what would happen next?

Back to reality, you’re having sex with this guy, just a guy you met in a club, its just sex nothing more and he happens to yell out “I LOVE YOU!” but you hardly know the guy, what do you do?

When you say public sex is a fantasy of yours, do you mean the type where you could get caught or the type where people are already watching?

Would you ever consider doing porn?

Do you have a favorite porn star?

What do you consider your best asset sexually?

What do you consider your best asset physically? *but not related to sex*

What do you consider your best asset mentally?

What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

What accent do you have? can you find an example on youtube for us all?

Do you consider yourself to have a strong accent?

Do you enjoy accents?

Over in England did you hear many different accents?

If so which did you find most interesting?

I feel on quite a few american programs that when they attempt a British accent it sounds fake and almost mocking. Do you feel that Americans get our accent 'right' when they try to imitate us?

 

[tallguy297]

Do you realize that you may have created the most truthful and in depth ask me anything thread I have seen in a long long time?

Was it accidental or did you really intend to bare your soul like this????