I wish I could buy square grapes

[gsdx]

I'm sick and tired of them rolling under the sofa when they roll off the plate or out of my hand!

Stupid stupid round food!

 

[cynicus]

Do what I do. Smash them flat before you take them out of the kitchen.

 

[nsguy2]

Put 'em in a bowl.

 

[josher]

^^Just what i was going to say.

 

[gsdx]

Put 'em in a bowl.

^^Just what i was going to say.

Actually, what I use is a soup plate.

I snip the grapes off the main stem and occasionally, when I pick up a few small bunches to munch, one of the grapes will fall off and roll across the floor.

 

[josher]

I take them all off the stems and put them in the bowl.

I don't remember them ever rolling away.

 

[Golliwog]

You grape head guys will be the death of me. Each post became funnier than the one before.

I enjoy frozen grapes in warm weather, and was considering putting a grape or two in each section of an old fashioned ice cube grid, squashing them down flat, , put in fridge, and voila! Inches and inches of grapes.

 

[gsdx]

Now theres an idea.... why not speak to a vineyard owner, see if there's a way to cultivate them over time into squares?

Perhaps they can take lessons from these guys:

 

[RationalLunacy]

If grapes were square, Lucy's feet would have bled badly.