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I wonder if my crush poops...

One of the funniest threads I've read here, the comments are great.

:D
 
smellyass said:
He's so perfect looking I can't imagine him pooping. If he does poop, is probably a perfect piece of poop that comes out without a trace or mess out of his bumhole and might not even need much toilet paper. I'm sure he has never had diarrhea. Something that disgusting is impossible to have come out of his suculent ass. I know he does fart because I smelled one of his one time it was just the two of us in the room and it wasn't me. Just the thought that I was smelling something emanating from deep inside of him was the biggest turn-on. I've seen him pee too, and one time I even caught a glimpse of the stream of urine coming out of his dick, but no luck in seeing his member. If I ever witnessed him poop, even if it's behind a stall in a public bathroom and I know that's him behind that door, he would probably be so much less intimidating...:grrr:
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I just know that my poop crushes.

Anyway - What kind of fantasy world are you living in? I mean, this guy, if he DOES in fact poop at all, must poop out perfect little Hershey kisses - complete with the foil wrapper and little paper banner. And if he farts, paths of rose petals must must lay out for you to follow back to that perfect little brown ring from where they originated. And pee - well that must be just a little yellow rainbow that leads you to the fleshy pot of gold at the other end.

Come in for a landing - return to mother earth. People will think you're in love! Oh, excuse me, was that the point? I apologize, I was overcome by the aroma of chocolate and rose petals. (It's too dark for out for a yellow rainbow.)
 
dolphwasser said:
I just know that my poop crushes.

Anyway - What kind of fantasy world are you living in? I mean, this guy, if he DOES in fact poop at all, must poop out perfect little Hershey kisses - complete with the foil wrapper and little paper banner. And if he farts, paths of rose petals must must lay out for you to follow back to that perfect little brown ring from where they originated. And pee - well that must be just a little yellow rainbow that leads you to the fleshy pot of gold at the other end.

Come in for a landing - return to mother earth. People will think you're in love! Oh, excuse me, was that the point? I apologize, I was overcome by the aroma of chocolate and rose petals. (It's too dark for out for a yellow rainbow.)
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Thank god for someone like you to makea joke out of this... :)
 
smellyass said:
:confused: Why is everyone making fun of me? He's really cute! (*8*) Don't act like you've never sniffed a butt!
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The fact that your user name is "smellyass" and the fact that you made this topic is just really... out there.

We are not making fun of you. Its just out of the ordinary.
 
who's sharon?

how do i change jub addicts...i think only paying members can do that and i'm one of the deadbeats.
 
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