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I'd rather have a job...

Kulindahr

Kulindahr

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This guy walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
" Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
a job."
The social worker behind the counter said," Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, and
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it."
 
Harke

The last two lines. Bullshitting works in both directions.
The welfare recipient had no interest in working. The social worker reciprocated, with his bullshit.
 
I got it, very funny.

To agree with Kallipolis, the worker was bullshitting by telling the guy about the job because the guy saying he wanted a job was also bullshitting. "you started it" basically being the brunt of the joke.
 
< ---- on Welfare trying to stay alive, has been looking for work for almost two years, lives with brother,sister, useless mother and mother's useless boyfriend, is about ot be evicted from the place he lives because no one has work and no one is hiring.

....I still thought it was funny though. =/
 
It's based on cognitive dissonance and a stereotype. We know the stereotype isn't true, but since we resent having to hand our money over to freeloaders....

Oh, heck -- it was funny, guys.
 
Eh. It's based on a stereotype that I really don't buy. Mildly funny, I suppose. But... meh.
 
Alot of you are acting as if people dont rip off welfare, something that was created for people that really need it. I thought the joke was funny.
 
it's a funny joke. period
 
Kennyworth said:
I get it...ha ha..:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Because everyone on public assistance is really a lazy person with no interest in working.They would much rather live on a fraction of the earnings they once made before they lost their jobs.

Keep drinking the Kool Aid..

Remember kids, vote republican for four more years of compassionate conservatism.
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Since this has absolutely nothing to do with Democrats or Republicans, I'll point out that it was Bill Clinton who signed the law requiring welfare recipients to work if possible. Last I knew, Bill was a democrat.

And it is a funny joke.
 
C'mon, guys!

If you want to know, the joke as I got it in email was definitely racist. I cleaned it up.

We all know that people scam welfare, and that there are still people on welfare who just want a free ride. The joke provides comic relief from resentment for that exactly because we know those fit an otherwise false stereotype.

I have to wonder about the mental workings of those who don't even chuckle at it, but get upset.

C'mon, get a laugh! :badgrin:
 
Kul, I laughed at it and thought the joke was funny.

Isn't there a bit of pain, suffering, anguish, discomfort in a lot of humor?
 
Kulindahr said:
This guy walked into the local welfare office
to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
" Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
a job."
The social worker behind the counter said," Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, and
he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it."
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:rotflmao: I think it's funny!

Good humour always offends someone.
 
Kulindahr said:
C'mon, guys!

If you want to know, the joke as I got it in email was definitely racist. I cleaned it up.

We all know that people scam welfare, and that there are still people on welfare who just want a free ride. The joke provides comic relief from resentment for that exactly because we know those fit an otherwise false stereotype.

I have to wonder about the mental workings of those who don't even chuckle at it, but get upset.

C'mon, get a laugh! :badgrin:
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Do you laugh at racist jokes even though you know they're based on false stereotypes? Fag jokes? Because there's some black guy somewhere that likes watermelon?

I understand where you're coming from, but I don't think it's that far a stretch to not think that joke's funny.
 
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