If a straight basketball player falls down in the forest...

[Ramindra]

But if ***boy falls in forest and no-one is around to hear it, do the trees laugh?-d-

I am new to this game. What does *** stand for?

 

[james1200]

I'm running out of big words so I'll just say Metathetic Parallelism is the phenomena you are verbally masticating i.e. both arguing the tenacious diadex of a thematic paradigm.

n'shit.

well ain't we all fancy with the big words tonight?

n 'shit.

 

[james1200]

I am new to this game. What does *** stand for?

we can't say...all my super-fantastic threads get deleted and i'm taking precautions...

 

[trawler69]

Um the answer is in the first line

..as you're giving him a blowjob, does he make a sound?

Unless of course you are deaf... In which case let the debate continue.

 

[_AJ_]

^Close enough. Biology was my thing, anyway - ditched physics and chem as early as I could in undergrad.

Might have stuck it out had they posed the sort of interesting and highly relevant questions we have raised above 'n shit, mind.

-d-

thats funny i ditched biology to do chem physics and forensics
i found biology boring correction VERY boring

 

[james1200]

Um the answer is in the first line

Unless of course you are deaf... In which case let the debate continue.

say what? speak up boy...

 

[blackbeltninja]

^^That's ok. We all make mistakes. Filthy ozzies.

Incidentally (co-incidentally?) I find the local biologists to be much more attractive (and a lot less bald) than the physicists and chemists.

I'm running out of big words so I'll just say Metathetic Parallelism is the phenomena you are verbally masticating i.e. both arguing the tenacious diadex of a thematic paradigm.

n'shit.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah straight.

Whoops - wrong thread.

-d-

 

[Nonimus]

Bitch!....

 

[blackbeltninja]

Now, now... James said it first

/finger pointing

-d-

 

[roguehunter]

yeah, and i guess alot of babys cry.

 

[_AJ_]

^^That's ok. We all make mistakes. Filthy ozzies.

Incidentally (co-incidentally?) I find the local biologists to be much more attractive (and a lot less bald) than the physicists and chemists.

-d-

hey only 2 of my lecturers had bald patches

and my first and 2nd year lab demonstrator was very cute i could use his help anytime

 

[Nonimus]

yeah, and i guess alot of babys cry.

Except little Lord Jesus - no crying he makes.

 

[james1200]

Now, now... James said it first

/finger pointing

-d-

but i said it in a different thread about someone else. you're gonna have to rub your crotch real hard and travel back in time and kill your other self so he doesn't get noni mad...

 

[roguehunter]

haha, ok is anyone else sick of this thread?

 

[james1200]

haha, ok is anyone else sick of this thread?

i am kinda a little. i'm going to bed. but first, i'm gonna rub my crotch so hard i'm gonna open a worm-hole to melbourne and kick your ass for insulting this great thread.

 

[Nonimus]

Yes, me

 

[Nonimus]

Goodnight James

 

[blackbeltninja]

hey only 2 of my lecturers had bald patches

and my first and 2nd year lab demonstrator was very cute i could use his help anytime

Crikey! Only one of my physics lecturers had hair. But he had no eyebrows, so I guess the joke is still on him.

And our two lab demonstrators were dude a.) very slow and cautious; would spend the first several minutes of the pre-prac talk describing how to pronounce his name in its original Zulu, with the correct spelling; and chick b.) a supercilious she-bitch, whom I'm sure deep-down wanted to have the sex with me, the filthy minx. She had a look and a tone on her which could vapourise frozen steel.

(And by minx I mean vicious old bag with perpetual PMS. Cow.)

-d-

 

[blackbeltninja]

but i said it in a different thread about someone else. you're gonna have to rub your crotch real hard and travel back in time and kill your other self so he doesn't get noni mad...

You mean.. I grabbed the quote from a parallel thread in another universe?!?!??!!!???!?!?!?!???!?!

Noni wouldn't get mad. The meds keep him from going crazy. Incidentally, I am my other self, so killing me off would be a little tricky.

But crotch rubbing... there's a thought. Okay, I'm going home. Have good weekends, boys.

-d-

 

[james1200]

noni blackbelt, elvin, goodnight you princes of maine, kings of new england.