if drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic

[fabulouslyghetto]

does having sex make you a nymphomaniac?

 

[sabot3ur]

do you have seizures when you stop fucking?

is there something you need to tell us, Karen?

 

[fetaby]

Only one way to find out...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Only one way to find out...

Your use of that smiley leaves me with the inkling that you might fancy my knickers. You up for a romp in the backseat? I'll put my child's car seat in the trunk, it'll be romantic.

 

[fetaby]

Hell naw, we take your car we're liable to get pulled over.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You're right, we should steal somebody else's!

 

[fetaby]

Hahahahhahaha.

That made me

How's this one?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Who do I look like, Mae West? I will ride in a Hummer H2, nothing more nothing less.

 

[looseliam]

Drinking doesn't make you any more of an alcoholic than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

 

[DeafFoxDemon]

Karen, ya r always drunk!!!!!!! i bet ya even bleed wine or any alcohol drinks

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Drinking doesn't make you any more of an alcoholic than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.

Thank you! That's the point I was trying to make. My sponsor thinks that just because she saw a Jack Daniels delivery truck pull out of my backyard that I've fallen off the bandwagon.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Karen, ya r always drunk!

Maybe it has something to do with all that whiskey on the counter. I think I'll go investigate!

 

[Jayden]

Just be both.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Just be both.

An alcoholic nymphomaniac? That would make for some interesting camp-fire stories when I end up in a rehab clinic.

 

[Jayden]

An alcoholic nymphomaniac? That would make for some interesting camp-fire stories when I end up in a rehab clinic.

Rehab is for cry babys.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Rehab is for cry babys.

In a previous life I would've agreed with you, but the modern man knows that rehab is an easy way to get the charges dropped!

 

[LilBit]

As long as you still have some blood in your alcohol stream, you should be fine.

 

[freefall]

Hint: nymphomaniac only applies on girls...

 

[RationalLunacy]

Hint: Sex rehab only applies to grown men who get caught.

....and professional golfers.

 

[BRIOHAZARD]

Does smoking make you a smokestack?