If I ever needed to know about.. (Jub user Referral).

[gsdx]

If I needed to know about straight guys, I could ask newboy.

Actually, you could have asked me. In 'the good old days', I was with enough of them myself. If you want the truth, straight guys aren't all their cracked up to be (no pun intended, of course), mainly because their 'crack' is off-limits, as is the rest of their body except for the one piece of meat you're supposed to be servicing. No touching anywhere, absolutely no lips anywhere. The only compliments you get away with is telling them how big their cocks are.

They lie there and do nothing, say nothing, and simply await their orgasm. Oh, and they do not even appear to enjoy that, either. Making love with a straight man is as close as I have ever come to necropilia.

Now, to your original question. . .

If I ever needed to know anything about classic Hollywood or new articles in the New York Times, I would ask Croynan. (Bless your heart, my friend )

If I ever wanted to know how to invent new words by combining others, I would ask ds-writr. I mean, how can one compete with ohmygoodnessgracious?

 

[Nonimus]

If i wanted to know about the origins of the Ancients and how the gouaouaouoaouoa-ould came to power i'd ask Gsdx

 

[gsdx]

If i wanted to know about the origins of the Ancients and how the gouaouaouoaouoa-ould came to power i'd ask Gsdx

*biting my lip and ripping my fingers away from the keyboard*

I must resist! I must resist!

 

[Nonimus]

You KNOW you want too!

 

[gsdx]

^^ What are you doing for the next few weeks? It would take at least that long to explain.

 

[Nonimus]

I'll get the beer's in, you make yourself comfy and we'll get started!

 

[quasar]

If I wanted to know anything about Chavs - I'd ask Nonimus.

 

[sb]

If I ever needed to know about rats I would ask hoody.

 

[gsdx]

If I even need lessons on how to write perfect posts, I'll ask Robert~Marlénè. I am still amazed at how those words flow off the screen and into my brain.

 

[RationalLunacy]

If I ever need to know anything that relates to the word "pfffft", I'd go to BenF46.

 

[gsdx]

If I ever wanted to know the firmness of a comic book characters hiney, I'd ask GL.

(don't ask why I'd want to know that!)

What!?? You're not curious about the bumpy bits at the front!???

 

[gmoney]

If I ever needed to research something on the Internet quickly, I ask TBonez.

 

[dw8038r2]

If I ever needed to know more about cucumbers, Centexfarmer would be my man.

 

[ronboy]

Okay, time for three shameless Musketeer plugs.....

If you ever need to know about religious matters or lubes, ask Chrisglass.

If you ever need advice on educational issues, LTRs, or cooking, ask yours truly.

If you ever need advice about anything else, ask Bashful (Jamie has a knack for giving good advice on just about any subject)

 

[seven_sins]

I would like to ask someone about the behavior of the universe. But who?

 

[gmoney]

I guess it's obvious. If I need to ask anything, I would ask Bradlee!

 

[justsimon]

If I ever needed to have anything translated into Japanese, I'd ask Douseiai.

 

[GL]

If I ever needed to know about farting Christmas carols into tin cans, it would be TheBled! I'm waiting for the Christmas CD.

If I ever needed to know about farts in general? That would be my dear Dreu.

 

[ahotjock71]

If I ever needed to know more about cucumbers, Centexfarmer would be my man.

That's almost scary....