If I Had To Fuck One Man, It'd Be......

[Cormac135]

Elvis, i've heard this said by straight guys on various films and tv shows for years, i just don't get it, he looks totally asexual to me.

Do you get it ?

Would you have ?

 

[DantheManFL]

Ugh no. I never liked Elvis.

 

[Hotrich]

Even less so in his later years. Rugby players are my type. So, no.

 

[eastofeden]

Elvis, i've heard this said by straight guys on various films and tv shows for years, i just don't get it, he looks totally asexual to me.

Do you get it ?

Would you have ?

I can't tell you how much I dislike him.....

He made my skin crawl.....

I heard a story about him once..I believed it. I wont' repeat it ...but it explained why he made my skin crawl...

 

[eastofeden]

My fantasy fuck was always Joe D'Allesandro...

 

[Cormac135]

My fantasy fuck was always Joe D'Allesandro...

Well at least Little Joe looked like what he was.

Elvis looks a bit more sexy in the 66 comeback show, but i think that was mostly the hot leather get up.

 

[Alistair]

I've pissed off a lot of people by saying if Elvis was still alive he'd be a joke Vegas act like Liberace

 

[Willie Boy]

Elvis? He ain't nothin' but a hound dog....

He's cryin' all the time.

He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine.


Thank you. Thank you very much.

But, no. I wouldn't fuck him. I didn't even when he begged me to.

 

[Vannie]

I will post a song instead


Baby close your eyes and listen to the music...
Drifting through a summer breeze....


It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it...
Come along with me and put your mind at ease....

A little less conversation, a little more action please...
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me...

A little more bite and a little less bark....grrrr
A little less fight and a little more spark...woof

 

[Cormac135]

I will post a song instead


Baby close your eyes and listen to the music...
Drifting through a summer breeze....


It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it...
Come along with me and put your mind at ease....

A little less conversation, a little more action please...
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me...

A little more bite and a little less bark....grrrr
A little less fight and a little more spark...woof

And from one of his films.

 

[Vannie]

A little dance routine from Everybody Loves Raymond-Robert and Amys wedding-Damn crap quality video...

 

[peeonme]

I never was fond of Elvis, not my type.

 

[nycguydowntown]

hate his looks and his music even more

 

[Rickrock]

I liked him and his songs, but I think there must have been someone else I would rather have had. Ricky Nelson might have been better and I am sure there were others too.

 

[Zeno Lorea]

If I had to choose one guy in the world it would be Armond Rizzo or his mormon alter ego, David Archuleta.

 

[rareboy]

Elvis has no appeal at all. I have no idea why a straight guy would even think about it.

James Dean on the other hand.....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Well at least Little Joe looked like what he was.

Elvis looks a bit more sexy in the 66 comeback show, but i think that was mostly the hot leather get up.

Goddamn how old are you boo?

 

[oakpope]

The man that'd love me.

 

[Latimer]

We're talking celebrities, right? I think you'd want someone who was actually attracted to men (eliminates Elvis) and isn't neurotic (eliminates Dean and Clift). Farley Grainger in his prime? But if we're not talking celebrities or porn stars, I'll stick with the tried and true, my partner.

 

[belamyi]

Right now, only this comes to mind... https://rentmen.eu/Alexandercroato although he seems to have entered that "top only" period...

Celebrities? please...