If I said you had a beautiul body

[winterknight]

... would you hold it against me?

 

[cynicus]

You are only 28, so I guess that is why you have not heard the country song or one of the oldest lines in the book. Ah, youth!

 

[Pushover]

I'd be wondering what drugs you're taking and where can I find some...


I'm no Orlando Bloom, but I'm certainly not ugly.

 

[cynicus]

The Bellamy Brothers. Here is the chorus.

Chorus:
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[winterknight]

I had heard it, actually.

Bored Winter is bored and needs to be rescued from his Auntie Linda.

 

[treanir]

I'd blush and giggle, probably
(gah, now you made me think of the Rod Stewart version)

*slaps Auntie Linda* Begone!

 

[looseliam]

Drop your panties, Sir William - I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.

 

[winterknight]

*slaps Auntie Linda* Begone!

She's still here.

And now I've got to walk past her to get to the tea.

 

[justjw]

Try that "If I said..." line on your Auntie Linda, it might scare her away.

 

[number2]

I'd be like- help me run off my hips and lower my bodyfat by 5%, and I might believe you

 

[Phydeaux]

... would you hold it against me?

I might be inclined to give you a hug if you were so bold as to use such a corn-ball line. You'd get nothing more though... I'm a gentleman first and a slut second .


...Now say to me: "Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?" Then I'm asking you to sit next to me, 'cause I love a sick sense of humor.

 

[Croynan]

i would say you were/are totally blind or you are/were totally out of your mind and suggest you commit yourself to a psychiatric ward immediately. (please do not take that personally)


and trust me that as the local village idiot i know from where i speaketh.​

eM.​

 

[JayHew]

I would most certainly do so but it would have to be done with both of us totally naked in a bedroom with everything needed for a wild and woolie good time.

 

[neruda]

Id probably look all around the room - and then blush incontrollably with pleasure before stuttering thanks.

But the conversation has moved on I suppose ...

 

[woaini]

That's how I fell in love~

 

[woaini]

If you were older I would

Everybody has to be older than you...

 

[GL]

ooh! i'd turn all shades of red then offer to buy you lunch.

 

[Jeimuzu]

Drop your panties, Sir William - I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.

YES!

That's exactly what I'd been waiting for.

 

[LarsVenice]

I've heard the line before, but not the song. Patsy used it in Ab Fab when she and Edina had hired male prostitutes. It's one of the lines Patsy used to her escort.

 

[looseliam]

1:19



do you waaaant to come back to my place bouncy bouncy.