If it weren't for me, you'd be ugly.

[LarsVenice]

If it weren't for me, you might be silly... Wait a minute - I temporarily thought I was PreTTy PeTe.

 

[MrBarbrey]

Without me, you'd all be short and bald.


um..

True i'm tall with a full head of hair i thank you

 

[star-warrior]

Next to me, you're all svelt.

 

[chatolandia]

If it wasn't for me, you would be pussies!

 

[RationalLunacy]

If it wasn't for me, you would be pussies!

.........

 

[NedNickerson]

I'm middle aged. I have a Michelin radial around my mid-section. I am not the prettiest pebble on the beach.

However.......

Without someone like me to compare yourself to, you would be ugly.

Discuss.

Hmm... So just what are we talking about here...?

Do little children run screaming for their mommies when they see you...?

Do grown women cover their mouths and peek through their fingers...?
Do grown men do double-takes and blanche...?
When you're lying on the beach, do people speed-dial Greenpeace and constantly try to drag you back out to the waves to throw water over you?

 

[NedNickerson]

 

[buzzj]

...

Without someone like me to compare yourself to, you would be ugly. ...

And I'm more grateful than you know. You are a Prince among men!

 

[dolphwasser]

O K. C'mon now. This is heading right into cesspool city.

Let's all gather 'round the campfire, hold hands, and sing along with Ray Stevens.....

Jesus loves the little children,
All the little children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are precious in his sight.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.
Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day.
And everybody's beautiful in their own way.
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

There is none so blind as he who will not see.
We must not close our minds; we must let our thoughts be free.
For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older.
It's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

And everything is beautiful in its own way.
Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day.
Oh, sing it children!
Everybody's beautiful in their own way.
Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.

We shouldn't care about the length of his hair, or the color of his skin.
Don't worry about what shows from without, but the love that lives within.
And we're gonna get it all together now; everything gonna work out fine.
Just take a little time to look on the good side my friend,
And straighten it out in your mind.

And everything is beautiful in its own way.
Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day.
Ah, sing it children!
Everybody's beautiful in their own way,
Under God's heaven the world's gonna find a way.
One more time!
Everything is beautiful in its own way.
Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day...

(I started dry-heaving before the first verse ended.)​

 

[Shepherd 2]

Without you my day would be ugly.
I see your avatar and signature photo and
I hear beautiful piano music.
I share a common trait with Mozart.
Shep+

 

[evil_danger]

I'm the friend that makes all my friends look hot, I have a role in life, I'm wanted finally!