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I'm going to break into SpaceX and ride the next rocket to Mars and I AM NOT COMING BACK.
Background info:
from google: a lacefront is a laced wig that allows for a more natural look because the flesh-colored lace is almost imperceptible. The strip of lace just at the front (hence the name) gives the impression of a natural hairline.
Sew-ins are lacefronts or wigs that are sewn into your hairline/scalp for long-term use.
This is Tyrese, you know him if you have millenial black friends or if you like celebrity trainwreck porn, you'll either know him from being a semi-proficient r&b singer from the early 2000s, the Fast and Furious franchise of the mid-2000s, or an unaware has-been and woman-hating downlow homosexual who's always crying and crashing out on social media about the consequences of his poor life choices such as falling behind on child support to his gold-digging ex trophy wife while having a(n actual) Benihanas and a lifesize Bumblebee Transformer statue in his backyard.
Anyway, like me any many other men, his facial hair has always grown in patches, a *"struggle beard" you might say, but suddenly he's pushing 50 years old and has a thick full-connecting beard that LOOKS like it was glued onto his face in a rush, similar those bad afro wigs from the movies. (See: anything by Tyler Perry, Tropic Thunder, that VH1 biopic about New Edition, Zoe Saldana somehow playing Nina Simone, Michonne from Walking Dead, etc).
Anyway, if men start wearing lacefronts on their faces I'm quitting humanity. Bye yall!
*for reference, this is a struggle beard, if I don't shave for 20 years this is the end result:
The patchy look isn't on purpose, it just never grows in thick and full.
Background info:
from google: a lacefront is a laced wig that allows for a more natural look because the flesh-colored lace is almost imperceptible. The strip of lace just at the front (hence the name) gives the impression of a natural hairline.
Sew-ins are lacefronts or wigs that are sewn into your hairline/scalp for long-term use.
This is Tyrese, you know him if you have millenial black friends or if you like celebrity trainwreck porn, you'll either know him from being a semi-proficient r&b singer from the early 2000s, the Fast and Furious franchise of the mid-2000s, or an unaware has-been and woman-hating downlow homosexual who's always crying and crashing out on social media about the consequences of his poor life choices such as falling behind on child support to his gold-digging ex trophy wife while having a(n actual) Benihanas and a lifesize Bumblebee Transformer statue in his backyard.
Anyway, like me any many other men, his facial hair has always grown in patches, a *"struggle beard" you might say, but suddenly he's pushing 50 years old and has a thick full-connecting beard that LOOKS like it was glued onto his face in a rush, similar those bad afro wigs from the movies. (See: anything by Tyler Perry, Tropic Thunder, that VH1 biopic about New Edition, Zoe Saldana somehow playing Nina Simone, Michonne from Walking Dead, etc).
Anyway, if men start wearing lacefronts on their faces I'm quitting humanity. Bye yall!
*for reference, this is a struggle beard, if I don't shave for 20 years this is the end result:
The patchy look isn't on purpose, it just never grows in thick and full.
I’ve been a little testy lately. I need a release.