If pee desperation's ur thing...

[Queerwitch]

Anyone need to piss right now? How bad do you have to go? I love how guys act when they're desperate to pee, how they get nervous and jittery. How they want nothing more in the world at that moment to take out their dicks and let loose a thick, warm, yellow stream into the nearest toilet or urinal.

To answer my own question, I do not have to go, as I went at the store.

Hope you make it. Let us know how it comes out! 8=D

 

[paatreides]

There have been times I've had to piss so bad that I've kept a hand in my pocket to squeeze the base of my cock to keep it damed up. And times I've been traveling and couldn't wait one more mile for a rest stop or off-ramp, or to get home and I'd just pull off to the side of the road. Couldn't get my cock out fast enough to take that whizz... And it always feels so good, my head tilts backward and I heave a huge sigh as I'm pissing.

 

[PATMAN]

so this is embarrassing... One time I was walking home from school (I have no idea how old I was, but I was wearing snowpants, so I must have been young. But also old enough to walk alone). I had to pee really bad, so I was practically running home. I got into the side door into the mudroom and took off my boots, and as I was in the process of taking off my snowpants, there it went. It couldn't be held any longer. Thank god no one was home LOL.
That's the first, and ONLY time I never made it to a toilet or whatever. haha.

 

[Lovethecawk]

When I'm horny, holding in my pee is hot. Most the time I just want to go pee tho. I love watersports tho, and have done tons of pissing related things with myself. My most extreme was when I pissed all over my bed, just soaked it, and slept in it all night. I learned something valuable form that experience, leave the top covers unpissed on cuz it can get cold!

 

[boomer91]

Sometimes I have this problem coming home from nightclubs >_>

And it's AWESOME

 

[Centexfarmer]

Being hard and having to piss is a different story.

You may as well call my "morning wood" or "piss hard ons" a "kick stand."

One of my ex-boyfriends couldn't wait to get on my morning wood.

He said that I was "so hard that you could drive nails with it."

I'd wake up and he'd be sucking on it like he was trying to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, or riding me like the little bottom slut that he was.

All that I knew is that I had to piss. BAD!

And it actually hurt.

If he was riding me I couldn't go in his ass because he strapped a condom on my dick before stuffing me up inside his ass.

And at the time I was afraid of cumming in his mouth for fear of releasing a torrent of piss down his throat.

Of course in hindsight what would it have mattered?

 

[AsianDream]

Being hard and having to piss is a different story.
You may as well call my "morning wood" or "piss hard ons" a "kick stand." ....

And at the time I was afraid of cumming in his mouth for fear of releasing a torrent of piss down his throat. Of course in hindsight what would it have mattered?

I totally love watersports

Being Hard and having to piss is a different story - Don't know if it's practice or just how some I'm made - Having a really full bladder makes me hard as a rock and feel really horny.

And letting go a torrent of piss when I'm hard feels totally brilliant - preferably on or in someone else.

 

[Greeny-boy]

In a pub one evening when i wanted to piss so i goes to the gents & only 2 urinals, i went to the spare one, then 2 more blokes came in one of them desperate so he just came over to me & said "you dont mind sharing do you?" whipped his cocck out & pissed like Niagra. Fuck! it was so hot. He was pissing so hard it was splashing my denims, i had to leave as i was getting so hard. would have loved him to piss on me.

 

[Queerwitch]

Being hard and having to piss is a different story.

You may as well call my "morning wood" or "piss hard ons" a "kick stand."

One of my ex-boyfriends couldn't wait to get on my morning wood.

He said that I was "so hard that you could drive nails with it."

I'd wake up and he'd be sucking on it like he was trying to suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, or riding me like the little bottom slut that he was.

All that I knew is that I had to piss. BAD!

And it actually hurt.

If he was riding me I couldn't go in his ass because he strapped a condom on my dick before stuffing me up inside his ass.

And at the time I was afraid of cumming in his mouth for fear of releasing a torrent of piss down his throat.

Of course in hindsight what would it have mattered?

Hot! Bet it felt good when he finally let you go!

 

[Queerwitch]

In a pub one evening when i wanted to piss so i goes to the gents & only 2 urinals, i went to the spare one, then 2 more blokes came in one of them desperate so he just came over to me & said "you dont mind sharing do you?" whipped his cocck out & pissed like Niagra. Fuck! it was so hot. He was pissing so hard it was splashing my denims, i had to leave as i was getting so hard. would have loved him to piss on me.

Jaysus F'ing Krist, man! That made me blow my load...

Would be a dream come true! Especially hot if he had a foreskin he didn't retract, which would have made it spray bigtime. I would have wanted to stick my hand in the stream and feel how warm it was! Then tase it. Then suck him!

Many guys in my experience are too uptight to even piss in the urinal right next to another guy, let alone have two sharing 1 urinal. He must have been beyond desperate! Lucky you!

 

[lukeyboy84]

I`ve never been pissed on or pissed on anyone but watched some porn the other day and one of the guys drank the other's piss. got me so hard so want to try it out now. think it would be the hottest thing for some guy to piss on my chest then into my mouth.

 

[jonduer]

I was badly pee shy from age 13 on. There was no way I could piss in the boy's room after an upper class bully punched me in the back when I was pissing at a urinal. I stopped pissing in public rest rooms after that. I froze up and couldn't go at all. In school it meant holding with growing desperation all day from 7 a.m., my morning piss, until 4 p.m. when I got home. Sometimes I would be so full my bladder would sit on my prostate so I couldn't piss and had to wait and wait until I dribbled for a few minutes and then gushed for about 2 minutes. A few times I landed in the ER to be catheterized. Since college I have been better, but I still can't go when a men's room is really crowded and men are lined up back of me. The only good thing that I have from my full bladder in adolescence was it is enlarged. So now I piss only 3 times a day, morning, late afternoon, and a couple hours before bedtime.

Also desperate holding can be erotic. My lover and I often wait until we are desperate after playing hold it for a day--sometimes for 10 hours. Full bladder sex, disliked by a lot of couples, gives us terrific orgasms.

On shy bladder syndrome see www.paruresis.org.

 

[Queerwitch]

Jonduer, you're right, paruresis is a real condition, and how awful that you had that experience with the bully.

In days gone by, it was apparently common for royalty or anyone important to have an attendant hold the pot for them when they peed. You only went in privacy if you were of lower rank...

Would love to experiment more with desperation and full bladder sex. Just watching how guys act when they're desperate is so sexy, as well as watching them pee, and hearing it splash in the bowl. There's just something really manly about it all... like they're marking their territory.

 

[boomer91]

sigh. weekends over and i haven't had a chance to try some more

 

[Greeny-boy]

Jaysus F'ing Krist, man! That made me blow my load...

Would be a dream come true! Especially hot if he had a foreskin he didn't retract, which would have made it spray bigtime. I would have wanted to stick my hand in the stream and feel how warm it was! Then tase it. Then suck him!

Many guys in my experience are too uptight to even piss in the urinal right next to another guy, let alone have two sharing 1 urinal. He must have been beyond desperate! Lucky you!

He was uncut. I did want to do all those things, he splashed my jeans quite bad, thats why i was getting a hard-on. I did lick my hand but not infront of him. He had obviously had quite alot to drink but it always gets me rock hard seeing men piss. Beer piss is THE best.
I once was taking a piss in a hotel urinal & automatickly squeezed the last drops out of my foreskin & licked the juice from my fingers, dont know what the guy peeing next to me thought.

 

[AsianDream]

I`ve never been pissed on or pissed on anyone but watched some porn the other day and one of the guys drank the other's piss. got me so hard so want to try it out now. think it would be the hottest thing for some guy to piss on my chest then into my mouth.

It is the hottest thing to have the feel of hot piss on your skin and in the mouth!

Believe me - you should try it - way hotter in real life than in dreams

One really awasome thing with a guy is just holding his dick in my mouth - then he groans in pleasure and his hot stream starts spurting out.

 

[HEALTHYMEMBER]

I have had uncut drunk guys peeing at the urinal side of me where they don't retract their foreskin and when their pee sprays it gets not only on my pants but also it sprays on my hand and arm.One time this guy was pissing with such force,his pee sprayed my penis.

 

[paatreides]

In a pub one evening when i wanted to piss so i goes to the gents & only 2 urinals, i went to the spare one, then 2 more blokes came in one of them desperate so he just came over to me & said "you dont mind sharing do you?" whipped his cocck out & pissed like Niagra. Fuck! it was so hot. He was pissing so hard it was splashing my denims, i had to leave as i was getting so hard. would have loved him to piss on me.

That's a familiar-sounding event. Had that happen to me, except I was in one of the stalls - the urinals being taken already - and this guy just came barging in. He nudged me over and asked if it was okay - like I had a choice or something: He already had his cock in his hand and had already begun pissing as he nudged me. I fininshed and left; later on, out in the bar he approached and wanted me to go home with him.

 

[AsianDream]

In a pub one evening when i wanted to piss so i goes to the gents & only 2 urinals, i went to the spare one, then 2 more blokes came in one of them desperate so he just came over to me & said "you dont mind sharing do you?" whipped his cocck out & pissed like Niagra. Fuck! it was so hot. He was pissing so hard it was splashing my denims, i had to leave as i was getting so hard. would have loved him to piss on me.

I have a lot of problems going to public toilets (restrooms).

The smell of piss makes me horny - plus if I try to use a urinal or trough near another guy I almost always get hard.

I mostly go into a cubicle toliet - I can piss when fully hard - but if I try to bend my dick downwards it cuts off the flow. Often need to bend right over the toilet bowl.

 

[ReadingSM]

I'm surprised at how many gay men seem to be pee shy. I don't know if this is just a UK thing or if gay guys are like it all over the world. I go to a gay pub in my home town which has two "bathrooms". One for men only which just as a trough in it and the other room is unisex and has only stalls in it. The vast majority of the guys prefer the stalls and if they do use the trough, they hide away in the corner. It's not a cruisey pub, just a local, so guys mostly just go the bathroom to piss, not to look or show off, though I'm sure some of that goes on.

Personally I just go to the toilet to take a piss, though if the trough was bigger, I'd have no objections to pissing on someone that was laying in it.

I mostly do my piss play at home. I've got quite a large bladder so that I can give someone a really good soaking. I can control the flow well, so if I've got someone who's willing to drink I can slow down so that he can take the whole load.

I once spent a long weekend with a piss drinking sub. Each morning when I woke up he would slide down under the sheets and drink my morning piss for me so that I could stay in bed longer. I've not met many guys that can handle morning piss as it's much stronger, more rank and salty than regular beer / water piss that you get later in the day.