if somebody doesn't stop me i'm going to put on 20 lbs during Pride

[fabulouslyghetto]

there's pot everywhere and snacks as far as the eye can see, what am I supposed to do, have self control? anyway i'm gonna make some molten lava cakes. and no i'm not sharing. well... alistair can have some cake.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I hereby order you all to put black tape over the screens on all the scales til further notice

 

[ShadowCat]

20 pounds?! No! Gono or Chlam more likely! Men aren't fattening Jizz only has 5-25 calories a tesapoon!

 

[Araucaria]

Hmm, I haven't noticed that Pride is a big food event. Usually it's just booths selling overpriced fast food that you have to wait in long lines for. Besides, lots of Pride activities are big on calorie-burning. You might be shaking that booty to dance music on the float, or high-stepping while you're baton twirling. Afterwards, you walk around checking out all the Pride booths and displays.

Though I suppose you could put on some calories if you hang out all day in the beer tent. You can down the brews all day, and end up looking like our straight brethren parked in front of the sports channels at home, downing a few (lots of) brewskis.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

20 pounds?! No! Gono or Chlam more likely! Men aren't fattening Jizz only has 5-25 calories a tesapoon!

Listen Maggie

 

[Peloso]

if somebody doesn't stop me i'm going to put on 20 lbs during Pride

Go ahead. We'll barbeque you on the Fourth of July.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Though I suppose you could put on some calories if you hang out all day in the beer tent. You can down the brews all day, and end up looking like our straight brethren parked in front of the sports channels at home, downing a few (lots of) brewskis.

Is it too late for me to change my ways? Representing the epicenter of beauty and perfection is tough work. But somebody's gotta reign. Whatever I'll dance it off.

 

[ShadowCat]

Listen Maggie

Easy sis!

 

[Alistair]

Is it too late for me to change my ways? Representing the epicenter of beauty and perfection is tough work. But somebody's gotta reign. Whatever I'll dance it off.

You’d still look fine as a brown bear

 

[Vannie]

Ali won't be able to hear the stereo

 

[rareboy]

I am eating and drinking my feelings because of Ukraine.

But I am happy to say I am eating cookies because it is Pride Month.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You’d still look fine as a brown bear

More for you to cuddle. And do other things....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ali won't be able to hear the stereo

We like it quiet anyway #lovenoises #ballssmackintaint

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Easy sis!

My nickname at the truck stops is Easy Rider.