*IF* two gay male JUBbers could spawn a child

[fabulouslyghetto]

Talk about narcissistic

Actually I could see that one. Nothing would make Jasun happier than to have his own baby, no one else on Earth is "worthy" of impregnating him.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yo' punk ass wouldn't even squash a grape in a food fight! Put your mama's razor back in her medicine cabinet where you found it so she can use it to shave her mustache off in the morning.

Look you greasy monkey, don't be talkin' 'bout my mama and your mama 53 years old workin' at the titty bar, stage name is Geriatrics.

 

[Jory]

U lik old bears?

I am just old................in gay years

 

[hopnung]

U lik old bears?

I like mostly everyone! Hahaha

 

[hopnung]

Fix that too.

Be assertive.

Some guys like that.

*cough*

You alright there buddy? Seems like you've got a cough of some sort haha.

I am just old................in gay years

Awww, nosa...

 

[Jory]

*wanders in*

*reads above quoted post*

*bites tongue*

*wanders back out*

Awww, nosa...

What? We've all seen those thread 20 year old jubber complaining that a 30 year old JUBBER was undressing him with his eyes

Back to subject Winterknight and Saucy

 

[RationalLunacy]

AndrewD and Rationalunacy


Questions with a sarcastic wit.

.......

 

[RationalLunacy]

BenF and The_Pianist.

Result = musical pedant

 

[gmoney]

Martin6 and Absolut.

 

[Lefty]

well, i'm not gay enough, but elvin isn't either but what a dna combo that would be. he would have to carry though, my sperm and boners are a heck of a lot stronger than my back these days

 

[kevbo]

tommy and kev


now that kid would rule the world

Truer words were never spoken...

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Just A Guy with G-Lexington

Oooh, that'd be cool. We could name him "JustAGarg". We'll have to wait for him to hatch, though...

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm not a cynic. I'm an asshole. go fuckyourself Mrs thang..... (right after you let me grudge fuck you)

I don't know what a grudge fuck is but I am offended and appauled at the suggestion.

Meet me in the back in 30 minutes.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm not a cynic - i just destroy things. Mostly, the stupid, aggravating, racist and inane.

I think you meant Orion and Pushover...

I was gonna say you and me but I'm sure you'd only fuck me with a Dildo that had a machete attacked to it.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You won't trick me into creating no devil spawn with you. I'll be triple wrapping this dick and securely fastening it in place with the same tape Southwest uses to keep the wings attached to the plane when they run out of bolts.

That's okay, cuz this guy

is tucked inside the nether-regions of my anus. He's armed with a razor blade and is ready to slash through that makeshift condom like Freddy Kruger.

I haven't won $200,000 a month in child support from my 15 baby daddies by being stupid, hope you got a good lawyer.

Wait....ya hear that? It's the sound of me spending YOUR money at Tiffany's. Ka-ching!

 

[shyboysf]

Hahaha, I've been a member for almost 6 years and I rarely post/assert myself.... I've been slowly posting more haha

Or cute, inshape 40yo's?

 

[Lefty]

looks like ahorny lil devil, just like his daddies...too bad it appears he's hung like a mouse. wonder where he inherited that

 

[star-warrior]

Piggy and Onion Fryer

 

[RationalLunacy]

Piggy and Onion Fryer

.........

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No Chardonnay or Chandelier?

I've been wrestling with either Mahogany Oprah Serena or Taiwan Cinnamon Shanteeshatay.

 

[Joshua_me]

That's okay, cuz this guy

is tucked inside the nether-regions of my anus.

^ Good heavens !!

You've got Gazoo up the whazoo ???