If you are a grower, would you rather be a shower?

[G-Lexington]

I once was, but not anymore. I may have one of the biggest "up to down" ratios of anybody I've ever met. I quite enjoy fitting into my underwear easily, and not having to readjust myself as often as my "shower" counterparts.

Lex

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Ok... I had to Google "Wotsit" to find out it was a Cheezy-Puff.

I'm with you... While I'm perfectly fine (for the most part) with Borg Jr. in his average erect form, I do wish he was more... intimidating... flaccid.

Hard or soft, your Wotsit-Cheezy Puff could turn my fingers orange any time, MitchyMo.

 

[kevbo]

No, I love my penis just the way it is.

 

[dereperez]

I usually don't mind actually. I like to see the surprises on their faces when it grows.

 

[birddog7]

I just wish mine were bigger, both soft, and hard...

 

[ChickenGuy]

I swear to god, that if i painted my flaccid dick orange, it'd look like a wotsit.

The first line of the thread and it made me laugh out loud - and I knew I'd be one of the few to get the joke instantly!

I'm with you Mitchy - and yes, I'd much rather be a shower. It just looks like a pathetic shrivelled-up mass of skin sometimes, and unlike you, I don't even think it's 'perfectly average' size when hard. Oh well. At least it serves its purpose wonderfully (which I guess is all that really matters)

 

[Kyanimal]

It's not about how much you Show as it is about how much you Know!

I've played with Big Ones that were as much Fun as watching the temperature change!

I've also wrestled with Smaller Ones, that lit all consuming conflagrations, KNOWING how to Ignite through Friction !

In my case, "Animal" is just like the rest of me. "He" may not be all that Big, soft or HARD, butt "He's" still kind of "Cute", and KNOWS how to get the Job done!

ATTITUDE will beat Visual Fortitude EVERY time!

All the more reason to ... no matter what ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[oakpope]

tiny when timid, more than average when his curiosity is raised

I'm fine with it, and diversity makes thing interesting. Plus, if I were with someone for whom it was important, I would wonder and question other things in the relationship

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Not when I have so much to show.

 

[Kyanimal]

Not when I have so much to show.

"M", You are, indeed, Truly BLESSED!

And, I'm totally Jealous as all Hell!

All the more reason for YOU to ...

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[ZmercTheDuke]

Yeah, im a grower, its annoying. I mean its nice I cant complain im 8inches hard, but soft im like 1 or 2.

 

[blackbeltninja]

An extra flaccid inch or two would be nice, given my penchant for public nudity and my lack of shyness at the gym and university showers.

-d-

 

[Castix]

I'm above average when soft but I definitively would call myself a grower though

 

[Illmatic]

Grower for me, which is pretty annoying in the shower after a soccer match lol

 

[Corny]

IDK .. the shower has the better effect under the shower, but the grower grows on people in the bedroom

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

^It's not the size of the boat and all that reassuring condescending jazz.
irony of ironies - I open this thread and Ithyphallic by Nile plays... a song about worshiping an erect dick... ah, metal.

 

[EuroSoccer]

Yeah, im a grower, its annoying. I mean its nice I cant complain im 8inches hard, but soft im like 1 or 2.

That's quite a stretch........

I am a bit over 8in (22cm) but soft I am about 5in, so I am pretty happy with my willy whatever is his mood

 

[dereperez]

No, I love my penis just the way it is.

The way to be.

 

[blackbeltninja]

That's quite a stretch........

I am a bit over 8in (22cm) but soft I am about 5in, so I am pretty happy with my willy whatever is his mood

Pictures please!










What?

-d-

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

You have a big dick?

Of course not.