if you can ONLY do one illegal thing and get immunity for life for what you did, what would it be?

[jmadaf]

A bank robery, to get some big loot.

 

[DigitalFudge]

I'd help a couple Mexicans get into the states

 

[Aymotin]

Eat Human meat find a guy that i want to eat. Cook him up and chow down

 

[ashonfire]

You internet gays are way creepier than I ever realised: Cannabilism, rape and abduction!

I don't mean "assassinate" him, or anything that Kafka-esque.

I mean "shut him up", somehow. Take him off the political scene completely. Somehow.

Your non-Kafkaesque ideas are more Kafkaesque than your Kafkaesque one! At least in my mind you're shutting him up with weighty bureaucracy, or turning him into an insect...

 

[hanzosword]

Well I couldn't do it just one time and be satisified. I would want to be free to drive as fast as I want anywhere in the whole country lol. I'll be the only crazy mother fucker doing 80 in 25 mph zones!

 

[swerve]

Go back before April 4, 1968, and FIND AND EXPOSE the secret government cabal which assassinated Robert F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., thereby preventing the assassinations and possibly causing a collapse of some rather insidious parts of the government. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if J. Edgar Hoover would fall in the resulting housecleaning, as possibly would COINTELPRO, etc. the Black Panthers raid in Chicago would have probably never happened, either - I really think this all ties together.

Furthermore, Robert F. Kennedy would have been the 37th President, and I think the world would have been a much better place.

Although I've read a couple of the "classics" regarding the Kennedy assassination, I'm SURE that I'm not as well read as you -- I also remembering reading "best case" and "worst case" scenarios, written by 'academic type' historians, had Kennedy NOT been assassinated...

It BOGGLED my mind how HORRIBLE some of the "worst case" scenarios were...

I guess we'll never know...

But I, like you, am an optimist!!!

 

[RaKroma]

Break into the Maryland State Archives to find out who my birth parents were.

Doesn't Maury do this legally on his show?

 

[RaKroma]

I would want to infiltrate DARPA skunk-works projects of today just to see what type of technological leaps they're playing with today.

 

[RaKroma]

I could try a paternity test with the roughly 1 million Marylanders who could have done the deed

Go after all the rich people there; they usually get scared and just settle before the tests.

 

[TheFireGod]

Since we already sci-fi elements here....

Create a very potent alien disease that will make life really unbearable for people but wont kill them, and I will threaten the world into at least an unseasy peace, or else I'll unleash it at any random populated place regardless of which country/groups are involved in a world/continental war. If I get killed, it will automatically be released randomly as well.

 

[TheFireGod]

^^^

Yep, I'm afraid they're gonna have to put me in the same place as Bane.

 

[frankfrank]

Ah, I just realized from the thread title, that what I do is supposed to be illegal, right?

But, in my case, the one thing that I would have liked to do LEGALLY was more important than anything illegal that I could think of. Furthermore, within the idea of "immunity" I also included being free from consequences such as being targeted by a druglord or the Mob, etc.

So, I stand by my post, haha...

 

[Latimer]

I wish I had a mob connection that would lean on a few of the people who owe me some real money, and who are seriously rich. I'd love to have that money in the bank. And while I don't wish them harm, and I actually enjoy their company (my life is filled with contradiction), I will open a good bottle of wine and celebrate their demise if they depart before I do.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

thinkin
* OOHHHHHH YA NUAGHTYS BOYYYYYYY *
ooh must gon sleep durins da market sale
* wot? *

haaaa

 

[cgymike]

^^^

You know online statements are freely admissible in court

What court? Actually in Alberta they aren't freely admissible.

 

[Drugstore Cowboy]

uhhhh probably shoot all my enemies but if i don't get that then i wouldn't mind beating Kim Kardashian down with a baseball bat.

 

[cgymike]

^^Bank robbers typically end up not so much cash.

 

[teadrinker]

Nothing so dramatic as those above: but I'd like to be able to drive as fast as I like, when I like, and how I like.

-T.

 

[The_Reaper]

I'll take insider trading to the tune of $45 million or more, please and thank you.

 

[dunderland]

Get every currently living dictator in the world in one place, kill them all.

Not very creative, but whatever.