if you could banish one thing

[SexualTeen]

Thanks sweetie.

 

[freefall]

Trolls from Internet. Burn them for good.

And also people who harm their healths on purpose despite advices.

 

[jdcnow]

creamed corn

You haven't tried the sweet cornbread casserole one of my mom's friends makes. And she makes it from sweet cream corn, too. God, I could taste it, now. (Excuse me while my mouth waters...)

Trouble is, she doesn't give out her full recipes on anything she makes. She'll tell you real quick: You'll have to pry her recipes out of her cold dead hands.

 

[metacheetr]

Homophobia... I'm surprised nobody said it sooner.

 

[Dobson73]

People who sniff?

 

[bendted]

Heterosexuals. That's not too much to ask, is it?

 

[Sam Blum]

Heterosexuals. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Oh Lord, no! We need them to make more of us!

 

[Esquire0399]

Heterosexuals. That's not too much to ask, is it?

Um, no. I rather enjoy my family and friends, thanks.

I say the far right and religious lunatics (same thing I guess).

 

[Jayden]

Fake Tans.

 

[NineOfClubs]

Either socks and Birkenstocks, or the Democratic Party.

though you can bet anyone who wears socks and Birkenstocks votes Democratic.

 

[Jayden]

Either socks and Birkenstocks, or the Democratic Party.

though you can bet anyone who wears socks and Birkenstocks votes Democratic.

Nah, I'd banish gay republicans.

 

[Willie Boy]

I would banish stupidity.

 

[jizzeater]

HIV/AIDS..

 

[bigdaddyhorse]

Flip-Flops.

Every summer I dread exposure to all those mangled-ass toes people insist on showing off. And it's always the people with the most jacked-up feet who are the first ones rockin' 'em.

Flip-Flops can be cool on the right feet, but yeah, having to stand behind someone in the supermarket sporting flops with jacked-up toes is not good.