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If you could be a monster....

kevbo

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oh that's easy!

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especially as we share a striking resemblance. ;)
 
Define "monster"?

Halloween monster? Probably Vampire, thought I don't black that much (even better if it is Sims2 version of Vampires)

Any monster? Possible a doppelganger (is this how do you spell?) to mimic others looks
 
And with vampires like this, what's not to like?

The fact that you're a soulless parasite who murders human beings to preserve your own wicked life?

Also, you're damned.

Also, you can't eat garlic, so you might as well drive a stake through my heart right now because life would not be worth living without Italian food.


As for my choice of monster? Mothra.

That's right, I'm gunning for you GL.
 
I'd want to be the Devil, hands down. I like to be top dog.

Just kidding, GOD.
 
Vampire. Easy. I'd probably be one like Louis in the Vampire Chronicles, all pissed-off and moody because I know that I'm a killer and there's nothing I can do about it.

But maybe if I became a vampire I'd lose my human, nurturing, godless commie vegan side and actually enjoy sucking the blood out of living creatures...who knows...

....but I definitely like the schedule they're on. ..|
And that, my darling, is why I want you in the worst possible way.
 
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In terms of acting and plot, this series sucks ass. But it's FULL of eye candy, including a few former porn stars.
 
Maybe we could have a whole team of housemen.

Sleep all day.
Party all night.
Never grow old.
Never die.

It's fun being a vampire, :D

nein, i mean live forever.....geezz..........what if the sun eos and the light rays burn you :eek:
 
The fact that you're a soulless parasite who murders human beings to preserve your own wicked life?

Also, you're damned.

Also, you can't eat garlic, so you might as well drive a stake through my heart right now because life would not be worth living without Italian food.

Honestly, what a collection of ignorant stereotypes!

Look, once and for all, vampires don't take enough blood to kill an average-sized person...and seldom select smaller people as providers. When they do, they take less from them. Killing humans is strongly frowned upon among vampires. Humans are a resource held in common by all vampires, and it's quite easy for them to harvest nourishment without "sacrificing" the provider. Those who do kill are "corrected" promptly, and usually fatally.

And damned? OK, "the damned" is an old-fashioned name for vampires, but actually vampires are no more damned than homosexuals and people who eat shellfish.

And as for garlic...that one is particularly amusing. It's like the idea that rowan branches will keep out witches: in fact the rowan tree is sacred to the Wicca, and while they won't destroy it, it holds no special repulsion for them. As for "life would not be worth living without Italian food"...haven't we had this conversation before? Vampires generally find human food entirely repulsive. If you became one you wouldn't WANT to eat food. You might be nostalgic for the days when you ate it, but with or without garlic it would be revolting to you to actually eat.

This makes sense, when you consider that vampires have no functioning digestive apparatus. Anything they eat has to come out the way it went in, which is not a pleasant prospect. (Blood is processed by quite a different mechanism, one that doesn't actually involve digestion.)
 
you're going down!! :badgrin:

:mad: Thank god I always lay an egg or two as insurance before I take on Godzilla, since he is completely defenseless against mothra larva silk [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nZvM-pBAHw[/ame].
 
To be a vampire, you have to drink blood. That just doesn't sound appealing.
 
:mad: Thank god I always lay an egg or two as insurance before I take on Godzilla, since he is completely defenseless against mothra larva silk.

i know! what the hell is it about that damned larva silk?

;)
 
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