If you could be so kind...

[Centexfarmer]

As a Moderator of

• Current Events and Politics,
• Gay Fetish, Kink, and other Porn!,
• Gay Porn And Hot Guys

This was the last comment that a member left for me:

forget douche - you're an asshole - which is worse

Please humor me by leaving a comment that inspires me to want me to make you my future ex-husband.



...or not.

 

[Centexfarmer]

One of my personal favorite comments left for me from a Hot Topics regular was more than a month ago:

Hi centex, I'm fine. Miss you in HT

I gotta tell y'all, they guys who show up here everyday and post are AWESOME!

While some of ya'll are sick and twisted cum guzzling penis leaches, and you know who you are!

Save me a position!

 

[RonR18]

Forget comments. I want to press my lips against your sexy asshole and hum, "Farmer had a little lamb" in a deep bass voice while gently massaging your buttocks in a rhythmic, circular motion for over an hour, culminating in the penetration of your asshole with my little head while you're having a wet dream.



...or not.

 

[ravenstar]

While some of ya'll are sick and twisted cum guzzling penis leaches, and you know who you are!

Quit flirting with Lilbit in public centex.

 

[LilBit]

Centex, if I call ravenshart a cunt, will you give me the infraction I've been lusting after for years?

 

[jdcnow]

Save me a position!

Oh, I'll save you a position, all right. Right between my thighs.

 

[Native Son]

Okay, okay. It was me. I admit it.

Does this mean we're engaged?

 

[ravenstar]

Centex, if I call ravenshart a cunt, will you give me the infraction I've been lusting after for years?

God knows what you're going to have to do to get an infraction, I mean if infecting mod tower with your radioactive crabs didn't do nothing will.

 

[freefall]

centex, if i call ravenshart a cunt, will you give me the infraction i've been lusting after for years?

WIRE HANGER LilBit WIRE HANGER...

 

[rareboy]

As a homo, I find being called an 'Asshole' a compliment. It means they can't stop thinking about fucking you breathless.

I'm just trying to guess who you've offended so mightily. Well Done!!

 

[Centexfarmer]

I'll leave somethin for everyone to see!

I want your magnificent Texan babies.

Edit: Damn you Ron! You beat me to it. Centex, please be the great moderator that you are and delete his post

Wha?

What makes you think that we have such powers?

Oh, I'll save you a position, all right. Right between my thighs.

Oooh my FAVORITE kind.

Okay, okay. It was me. I admit it.

Does this mean we're engaged?

Wine me, dine me, THEN 69 me, but not before.

As a homo, I find being called an 'Asshole' a compliment. It means they can't stop thinking about fucking you breathless.

I've been experiencing a "dry spell" here lately, so bring it!

I'm just trying to guess who you've offended so mightily. Well Done!!

It's one of the perks of being a volunteer Moderator.

That crazy Republican General Alfie is back?

Oh no. Leaving me a comment was beneath her. She'd send me a booze addled diatribe extolling the reasons why I'm such a loser.

*sigh*

 

[Ram]

I think what that cunt meant to say was: forget douching your asshole. a clean asshole is the worst.

 

[ronboy]

Centex...

You and I ...

in the corner office at Mod Towers...

We'll do it on top of Corny's desk!

 

[bankside]

Ugh. I hate badly-composed and ungrammatical hate mail.

Forget "douche." You're an asshole, which is worse!

Could we do it this way too:

Forget "douche;" you're an asshole, which is worse!

BTW, any way this was just someone from the kink and fetish forum tantalizing you with your well-known submissive streak?

A more experienced fetish artist might have gone with:

Douche? You don't even deserve to be a stale old stretched-out crusty unwashed fish-stink pussy, never mind the douche to clean it out. You're just a turd smear on the edge of my toilet bowl you worthless cunt. Now get over here and if you're lucky and if you beg for it enough, I'll let you clean the last drop out of my piss slit with your tongue. And mind you don't drip pre-cum on my fuzzy bunny slippers while you're over here.

Clearly he must be new.

 

[LilBit]

God knows what you're going to have to do to get an infraction, I mean if infecting mod tower with your radioactive crabs didn't do nothing will.

Hooker, you're so dumb, when your doctor told you that you had crabs, you asked for a can of Old Bay.

WIRE HANGER LilBit WIRE HANGER...

Are you pregnant again?

 

[rareboy]

It's one of the perks of being a volunteer Moderator.





*sigh*

I hope that you are allowed to call them a CUNT and not get banned.

No names. Just initials. Me and de Boyz will take care of it if you'd like.

Let's just say......they'll sleep wit de fishes.......

 

[ravenstar]

Hooker, you're so dumb, when your doctor told you that you had crabs, you asked for a can of Old Bay.

It's an easy mistake to make. Particularly as I have no idea what Old Bay is

 

[star-warrior]

Ah, centex, you live for those things. And the big red button.

 

[freefall]

Are you pregnant again?

MOVING GIF: Faye Dunaway with her peeled-like furious face, grasping tightly a wire hanger while screaming "I - said - NO - WIRE - HANGERS!!!"

 

[Centexfarmer]

Centex...

You and I ...

in the corner office at Mod Towers...

We'll do it on top of Corny's desk!

And let's not clean up when we're done!

Ich liebe Sex auf dem Schreibtisch Corny!

I hope that you are allowed to call them a CUNT and not get banned.

No names. Just initials. Me and de Boyz will take care of it if you'd like.

Let's just say......they'll sleep wit de fishes.......

You Guys over in CE&P are brutal!

Cowboy, you DID say I owe you...

...did I also mention that I'd rather owe you than cheat you out of it?

Ah, centex, you live for those things. And the big red button.

They took that away from me.