If You Could Choose Your Sexuality?

[Mr-Pickles]

If you could, what would you choose to be, straight, gay or bisexual?


I know there are more sexualities but I thought I'd stick to the basics


& Why?

 

[kevbo]

I'd stay bi, BTW

 

[jackry]

I think being str8 would be a lot easer but hell i then i would have know chance to blow Mr-Pickles. So i am willing to take my chances being gay.

 

[Dragonfly]

You can choose your sexuality...

I could choose to roll my eyes every time I wake up next to a nice girl. I could choose to fall asleep hugging the pillow thinking of some guy after I've fucked her. I could choose to breed with her, and live unhappily ever after.

I could choose that...

I could also choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

 

[puka-pride]

life would be easier if everyone was bisexual

 

[Dragonfly]

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Not like it comes as a shock, but gay.

And yes, there's a bunch of people I wish were bisexual or straight so I wouldn't have to deal with them anymore.

 

[Jersey Domino]

Gay.

I'm sorry but I'm gay and I would NEVER trade that for ANYTHING.

Off-Topic: I'm willing to bet that some people would choose to be gay if Homosexuality wasn't so frowned upon.

 

[Fire]

Things might have been easier if I'd been born straight, but I would have probably turned out dreadfully commonplace, so I think it was a fair trade-off.

 

[Lukeee]

Well it would be easier if I were straight but all the pretty men are too pretty for me to be straight but if I were I guess I wouldn't like them so it wouldn't matter

Being gay does have a positive side. There is very little chance of getting your lover pregnant and men don't bleed everywhere all the time or get PMS.

 

[Garawr]

I'm surprised so many have said straight. Kind of sad. Wouldn't change being gay for anything.

 

[screwnutty]

Gay. Happy being gay. If i was straight...I'd have way more problems then I do now!

 

[just_mills]

Gay, surprisingly enough...

 

[spooger]

how could i change just that one thing about myself.... and not throw everything else into a vortex of uncertainty?

being gay / bi has affected the way i interact with the world and how i feel inside.... and how and whom i love

i wouldn't change anything, thanks.....even though i've had my share of difficulties with my sexuality....

i'm quite comfortable with myself...in fact i can truly say ... i love who i am....

 

[LoveIsNow]

Asexual!! It would certainly make life a lot easier.

 

[Antoine.]

I'd stay Gay, However it would be interesting if I could be straight for few days to understand how straight people feel/see the world etc... lol

 

[bigdaddyhorse]

Gay.

All my straight male friends are jealous of me because I don't have to put up with women.

also, girls don't know how to suck dick.

 

[scrapple]

I'd like to be gay until age 50. Nobody wants to be gay after 50.

 

[SonOfSlobone]

I'd choose to be a top. Oh wait, I am a top...

 

[USEDCAR]

Wow theirs pros and cons to being gay and straight/bisexual



I have to choose gay which is shocking. Straight life is boring everyone is having kids at a young age. If i was straight i would probably be a young father and there goes all your dreams. And hearing about hairy vagina's ,periods,queef, weird fluids coming out etc it sounds nasty. Also being gay is different and pretty fun