If you could give one Animal the ability to talk.

[Andreus]

definitely dogs

kind of boring, huh?

 

[marcde]

Mine, would definitely be cats - for the simple reason they could tell me their favourite brand of cat-food and I wouldn't have to waste so much money trying to keep them happy.

 

[marcde]

All animals used in vivisection.

What an answer

 

[MidnightPrism]

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

I agree. My cats are insane, I bet they'd be fun to talk to

 

[alister9669]

I doubt my cat would talk to me even if she could.

 

[blackbeltninja]

All animals used in vivisection.

An honest question - why?

-d-

 

[theatreboi]

I'd probably preffer that none of them talked, but that i could understand what they were saying anyway...like in "The Wild Thornberries" or "The 10th Kingdom" that would be nice.

 

[Croynan]

an elephant

a hedgehog

Bashfulkid's dog, pictured on his ziggy

eM.

 

[nwdavis]

I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

 

[okstatecowboy]

I think it would be interesting to hear the stories that a Galapagos tortoise could tell since they are one of the oldest living animals on earth. However it may take them an awful long time to tell a story.

Maybe Dori from Finding Nemo can speak to him since

ssssssshhhhhhheeeeeeee sssssspppppppeeeeeaaaaakkkkkkssss wwwwwhhhaaaaaalllllleeeeee.



Personally, I'd like my dog to be able to speak so she could tell me why she finds it necessary to flush the toilet repeatedly in the middle of the night...

mikey

 

[teadrinker]

Cats, eh? There's a wonderful short story by Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) called "Tobermory" which you can read at

http://www.sff.net/people/DoyleMacdonald/l_tober.htm

all about a talking cat. Read it - and then decide...!

-T.

 

[subfer1]

I would give it to my aunt's dog, that poor things gets spanked for even walking in the house... I would so love what that dog would tell her.

 

[douseiai]

snakes.... or hummingbirds.... think of the military application... who would expect a hummingbird to steal your secrets?

 

[seven_sins]

Dogs, dogs, dogs. OMG, if only my childhood dog could have talked to me like I talked to him. He was a mongrel, and I still miss him.

 

[Pegasus69]

I would have to choose dogs. I was thinking about cats but then realized that even if they could speak to you, all cats would do is mumble under their breath once you turned your back to them so that you couldn't understand a word that they said. Or they would tell you to fuck off and then turn around and put their tail high in the air, show you their asshole and walk away.

 

[teh_nathan]

Definately cats.

 

[mike_n_herrin]

Frogs. They are my special favorite animal. I think i have an obsession with them.

 

[HOT4MEN]

I wish all animals could talk, but I would chose Cats because I live with two crackhead cats and I know they would be hilarious if they could talk.

I totally agree! I also have two crackhead cats.

 

[blooeyz]

I'm thinking squirrels
I hate them, but they seem as though they'd be chatty

 

[luminum]

Cats or Ravens, one of the two.