If you could stop being bipedal

[fabulouslyghetto]

would you?

Girl what's tea?





I'm obsessed with this song, true tea.

 

[Tadaa]

No, I like my car

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No, I like my car

Girl boom.

 

[G-Lexington]

Only if I could do a centaur thing. I like my arms.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Only if I could do a centaur thing. I like my arms.

Centaur?! Can you say that on a message board? Somebody consult a Mod, I'm going to consult that bottle of bourbon in the fridge.

 

[G-Lexington]

If "centaur" is banned, can "minotaur" be far behind?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

If "centaur" is banned, can "minotaur" be far behind?

Lex

There you go with your self-loathing racist homophobic far-right hyperbole. Nobody said anything about minotaurs, they cool wit' me.

 

[G-Lexington]

So minotaurs are OK, but centaurs aren't? Why? You anti-hoof or something?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

So minotaurs are OK, but centaurs aren't? Why? You anti-hoof or something?

Lex

I'm not anti-hoof, I've got friends who have hooves. All I'm sayin' is I just don't want them around my kids. Or getting married. And if they join the military they better cover up with some ugg boots 'cuz if they're caught being openly hooved they get the pink slip.

 

[G-Lexington]

Ah, so you ARE anti-centaur. Of course you are. It ain't the hooves, though - it's those monster cocks they've got swinging. I'm guessing one came to town and stole your boytoy without having to lift a hoof. 'cause you know what they say - once you go 'taur, the rest pale by far.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Ah, so you ARE anti-centaur. Of course you are. It ain't the hooves, though - it's those monster cocks they've got swinging. I'm guessing one came to town and stole your boytoy without having to lift a hoof. 'cause you know what they say - once you go 'taur, the rest pale by far.

Lex

Look! This isn't about me. What I do with centaurs behind closed doors [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtN8h85F-I"]ain't nobody's business but mine[/ame]. But why do they gotta be all open about it? You don't see minotaurs being all minotaury in public do ya?

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>You don't see minotaurs being all minotaury in public do ya?

Minotaurs can put on a hat and jacket, and then they just look like kinda hairy guys. What the hell is a centaur supposed to do? Slip on a pair of pants? Try to discretely take a seat on the bus? They're fucking centaurs. They're seven feet tall and have large horse bodies coming off their trunks. Human pants don't fit, and they don't make decent centaur pants. (The ones I've seen are hideous - they make Big'n'Tall shops look like haute coiture.) And they can't fit into cars or anything, so they're stuck walking to work...where ign'ant guys like you say "There goes Mr Centaur. Strutting to work because he's too proud to take the bus."

Have some kindness, dawg.

lex

 

[Shepherd 2]

Lex, I enjoyed the multiple interchanges above.
For me the answer is yes, and if I have no car, I can always ride my horse.

I like being able to dismount.

Shep+

 

[Apollo]

haha very funny thread!

 

[SteffyMan]

Can I be a Griffin á la Narnia?

 

[Pushover]

We have feet. Use them. Period.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Can I be a Griffin á la Narnia?

No! Absolutely no griffins! I won't allow it.

We have feet. Use them. Period.

You would say something like that.

 

[wraithsa]

i support g-lex
centaur all the way
that way everyone knows ur hung like HORSE

 

[zoltanspawn]

This thread would get five puddings. But the centaur didn't show us his junk, so it only gets four.

I saw a transgendered woman on Springer once who cut off one of her legs because she didn't like being bipedal. She used a circular saw after previously failing to cause irreparable infection by injecting feces into her knees.

Mystery and excitement.

 

[G-Lexington]

Supposedly, a select few centaurs have two sets of genitals - human up front and horse in the back. Never seen one myself, but rumors persist...

>>>No! Absolutely no griffins! I won't allow it.

Bite me.

Lex