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If you had a Vah.. Jah.. Nuh..

I would brush my pubes and talk to it :D

I might stuff it with lavender to make it smell nice.

If I were still gay I would get a sex change.
 
Transpogue said:
What would YOU do, Harke?
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Wear a skirt (would look funny with my full beard).

Buy HUGE pads in the supermarket.

Walk around the work place bitching around and then tell men I can't help it, once every month.

'Accidentally' bump into people and spill all my maxi-tampons from my purse.
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
Wear a skirt (would look funny with my full beard).

Buy HUGE pads in the supermarket.

Walk around the work place bitching around and then tell men I can't help it, once every month.

'Accidentally' bump into people and spill all my maxi-tampons from my purse.
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Tampons and pads? Isn't that overkill, unless you're leaking like a burst watermain...

Oh, men in skirts - the Celtic scots and irish do it very well with their kilts and beards.
 
Harke the Boeotarch said:
Walk around the work place bitching around and then tell men I can't help it, once every month.
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When a woman's opinionated or aggressive, she's obviously on her period. When a guy is moody, he's just being a guy. You know, it's normal for men to be aggressive, or to speak passionately, or to demand results. They're not having a special moment, they're just being men. Yeah, right.

If I had a dick, I'd pee my name in the snow. I'd also squeeze my balls just to what it feels like. I don't know, guys protect their balls as though they're the most fragile things in existence. I wonder if it really hurts when they're handled roughly, or if it's the male's intolerance for pain.

Are the vagina threads taking over the racist threads? Hmmm...
 
Alpha1851 said:
When a woman's opinionated or aggressive, she's obviously on her period. When a guy is moody, he's just being a guy. You know, it's normal for men to be aggressive, or to speak passionately, or to demand results. They're not having a special moment, they're just being men. Yeah, right.

If I had a dick, I'd pee my name in the snow. I'd also squeeze my balls just to what it feels like. I don't know, guys protect their balls as though they're the most fragile things in existence. I wonder if it really hurts when they're handled roughly, or if it's the male's intolerance for pain.

Are the vagina threads taking over the racist threads? Hmmm...
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Balls actually hurt when handled roughly.

It isn't a pleasant feeling.
 
If I didn't have to give up my penis I would make videos of me fucking myself and sell them online :)

I would be a billionaire :wave:
 
Apollo said:
Balls actually hurt when handled roughly.

It isn't a pleasant feeling.
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But would it hurt if I had them? I have a high tolerance for pain. Some fellas like to have 'em smacked around if I remember that porn scene correctly.

I don't know, I just want to see what it's like. And what it's like to sit down w/ them. They kind of seem in the way. But interesting at the same time. I wouldn't want low hangers though.

You guys are only thinking about periods here. Look, you can get rid of a period w/ birth control. Think of the multiple orgasms!!!!! You can have oral sex for hours! And there's no need for lube. Clean up (I'm assuming) is easier since there aren't two guys shooting sperm. No one would be able to look down and know that you were aroused since we don't get erections. Someone couldn't kick in the nuts and take you down.
 
Alpha1851 said:
But would it hurt if I had them? I have a high tolerance for pain. Some fellas like to have 'em smacked around if I remember that porn scene correctly.

I don't know, I just want to see what it's like. And what it's like to sit down w/ them. They kind of seem in the way. But interesting at the same time. I wouldn't want low hangers though.
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That is why we sit with our legs wide open :lol: You can squeeze them quite hard without them hurting but even a little flick can hurt like a bitch.
 
Donate it to the Pope - while I would get a penile reconstruction - one of those extralarge inflatable silicone implants.
 
Alpha1851 said:
But would it hurt if I had them? I have a high tolerance for pain. Some fellas like to have 'em smacked around if I remember that porn scene correctly.

I don't know, I just want to see what it's like. And what it's like to sit down w/ them. They kind of seem in the way. But interesting at the same time. I wouldn't want low hangers though.

You guys are only thinking about periods here. Look, you can get rid of a period w/ birth control. Think of the multiple orgasms!!!!! You can have oral sex for hours! And there's no need for lube. Clean up (I'm assuming) is easier since there aren't two guys shooting sperm. No one would be able to look down and know that you were aroused since we don't get erections. Someone couldn't kick in the nuts and take you down.
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Yes it would still hurt. And those motherfuckers just like pain. I would never let anyone smack on my nuts, they are sensitive.

Sitting down is fine, unless you have some real low hangers, then you might have to put them somewhere. They are kinda just there, reason why a lot of men sit with their legs open. Room and air for our precious ones.

But dicks are so much fun to play with. A penis is the identity of so many men. That's why we protect them with our lives.

For some men, one orgasm is enough. Then maybe a snack and a nap.
 
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