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If you had to choose.....
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Eternaldarkness
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Not all the time.
Anybody in this thread can tell me if they have a big dick or not, see if I care.
Size might matter if you decides to sleep with them. But money matters more..period.
Most of the women I know are less concerned with how big a dick he has, and more with how big a dick he is.
Joshua_me
IntoxicatedwithHunkiness
*Money*
My dick's fine....
My dick's fine....
Joshua_me
IntoxicatedwithHunkiness
Nope, just surrounded by women. And I listen.
Joshua_me
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Requesting Reality Check!!! hahahaha....if so, then you must be a really rich person with an incredibly big dick. JK
trawler69
Extreme Muppet
I guess I'll take the money. Perfectly happy with what I've got. Given the response so far I wonder where all the penis enlargement ads are aimed at?
Id have more money even if it meant no penis at all, im just that shallow
And also VERY honest!
^Sorry, I was referring to tommyharley.
I'm not biased either way.
It does seem, though, that cock size matters much less than we've here to fore thought.
Money appears to be far more important.
It does seem, though, that cock size matters much less than we've here to fore thought.
Money appears to be far more important.
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*serious*
How much money are we talking here?
If it's a billion dollars, I'd definitely choose that over a gigantic schlong. But if we are talking about mere hundred thousands, then I have to chose an elephantine dick.
Think about it: That lump of money in your bank is not limitless -- and neither is it a lot to begin with. With bad lifestyle habits and lousy financial choices, you will, and I say this with experience, be looking at a complete exhaustion of that lump in your bank, say 5, 6 years down the road.
So why not invest in an asset that will bring in money in the long run? That's why I chose the large penis option. Your voluminous pee-pee will at least guarantee you a job in the porn industry. Fret not about your looks: just take a look at John Holmes. It's money coming in constantly (if you're in demand). If you think you look far worse than John Holmes, you're most probably right.
If you're interested in the private sector, working as a whore with a special endowment can fetch good cash as long as you take care of your looks.
It is also good for your social life. A sudden appearance of big time cash in your bank account and you'll be looking at jealous friends and relatives, scornful neighbors, thieves and scam artistes. Doesn't sound that great now, huh? I think Mummy would rather see you with an eye-catching bulge in your pants than mean-old cash. Having a huge prick can be good at getting dates and building up your confidence. Since we are all senselessly shallow cunts, a well-endowed fellow is always the catch of the day (it helps if you're straight-acting, white and college bound though).
In short: always invest in a large cock.
How much money are we talking here?
If it's a billion dollars, I'd definitely choose that over a gigantic schlong. But if we are talking about mere hundred thousands, then I have to chose an elephantine dick.
Think about it: That lump of money in your bank is not limitless -- and neither is it a lot to begin with. With bad lifestyle habits and lousy financial choices, you will, and I say this with experience, be looking at a complete exhaustion of that lump in your bank, say 5, 6 years down the road.
So why not invest in an asset that will bring in money in the long run? That's why I chose the large penis option. Your voluminous pee-pee will at least guarantee you a job in the porn industry. Fret not about your looks: just take a look at John Holmes. It's money coming in constantly (if you're in demand). If you think you look far worse than John Holmes, you're most probably right.
If you're interested in the private sector, working as a whore with a special endowment can fetch good cash as long as you take care of your looks.
It is also good for your social life. A sudden appearance of big time cash in your bank account and you'll be looking at jealous friends and relatives, scornful neighbors, thieves and scam artistes. Doesn't sound that great now, huh? I think Mummy would rather see you with an eye-catching bulge in your pants than mean-old cash. Having a huge prick can be good at getting dates and building up your confidence. Since we are all senselessly shallow cunts, a well-endowed fellow is always the catch of the day (it helps if you're straight-acting, white and college bound though).
In short: always invest in a large cock.
kallipolis
Know thyself
A shallow thought, me thinks in that the dick, and the dough are merely a superficial reaction to the insecurities that rattle, the nerves of many who believe that deep pockets, and/or a bulging crutch will happiness and contentment win.
A wise and very experienced retired rent boy told me that his best years are now being lived, sharing the rent and grocery bills, with the man who always paid him with loving, respect and left the service fee as a reminder that services are always best paid in kind.
A wise and very experienced retired rent boy told me that his best years are now being lived, sharing the rent and grocery bills, with the man who always paid him with loving, respect and left the service fee as a reminder that services are always best paid in kind.
JayHawk
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Depends on how much money we are talkin about. That was never really quantified.
I agree cash would be good if it was more than a happy meal.
I agree cash would be good if it was more than a happy meal.
G-Lexington
Lex. Icon. Devil.
What an odd question. Especially from you. I'm not sure why I think that way, but I do.
I guess more money. I know I'd get more use and enjoyment out of it.
Lex
I guess more money. I know I'd get more use and enjoyment out of it.
Lex
Joshua_me
IntoxicatedwithHunkiness
meh...
Money or dick, either way there's a penalty for early withdrawal..
(Thanks ! I'll be here all week ! Try the veal !
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Money or dick, either way there's a penalty for early withdrawal..
(Thanks ! I'll be here all week ! Try the veal !
)
Well, Lex, the question wasn't meant to be very philosophical, more all in fun.
I also thought it could be a seque into an informal discussion of the importance, or insignificance, of money/cock size.....