If you had to fuck one of these YouTubers

[Comrad]

Which one would be it ?
I personally could NEVER touch Chris Crocker. I just find him sexually repulsive, i usually don't say this because its sounds cheesy but the sher site of his nudes makes me gag.
I couldn't do William Sheld because hes fat with a weird shaped fore head. And hes just way to damn queeny.
So my only choice would be Mathew lush. I am not into emo guys but he has small hands and im imaging my penis would look REALLY big in them.
So thats indeed a winning attribute.

So which would you pick, and why ?

 

[Sunshine]

Matthew Lush, but I don't have any cheese for his whine.

 

[star-warrior]

None ....

 

[Jeimuzu]

I dunno, if they were just normal people with actual personalities rather than synthetic Youtube robots, then I'd probably do Lush.

Although, out of all the videos in this thread, I'd TOTALLY do Mattiemich's first video dude.

He manages to do the whole camp thing so that I look at it and think it's adorable, rather than really fucking annoying.

 

[MarkDW]

No, no, and no.

Would You????

 

[springboksfan]

Lush is too twink for me, but Sledd and Crocker freak me the fuck out.

 

[looseliam]

Hell no to sledd

yes to crocker if he didn't talk

and yes to Lush if he wasn't a vegan

But of the three, I'd pick Lush

 

[springboksfan]

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Dear Gawd! Mr. Dimple-Watermelon is just stunning!!

 

[SantaCBear]

^ dont they have bestiality laws in Ks

 

[looseliam]

Dear Gawd! Mr. Dimple-Watermelon is just stunning!!

He'd got a great nose too!

(I have a thing for unique noses)

 

[FirePhoenix]

No doubt I would crush them.

Thats what I was thinking....

could just call for a ambulance afterwards.

 

[Soilwork]

Can I just choose death?

 

[ratrat]

NONE! and why isnt Michael Buckley there? No I wouldnt do him but....

 

[Jory]

If I said I rather go back into the closet just what would happen?

 

[woaini]

I'd fuck one of these gays:

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Love this one!!

 

[Phydeaux]

So which one will die???

All of them... destroy them all.

 

[springboksfan]

He's dating the Crypt Keeper. LOL. Kidding...totally kidding. His partner is in his 80's and some kind of bishop in a progressive church or something.

You can't be serious. Please tell me you're not serious.

 

[kellyd669]

I have no clue who they are. really, but based solely on looks, I'd have to stick w/ my own hand.

 

[Ohiospeedo]

Stick them into a Mad Max type dome, and we all chant "3 men enter, 1 man leaves" Let them fight it out.

 

[metta]

hmm....most of them look way too young for me. A couple look like it would be illegal. ewwww....


I would pick Jay. He is stll probably too young for me but at least he is not illegal and he is writing and singing his own songs.
http://www.youtube.com/user/jaybrannan







And in person, he will make you smile and laugh.