If you have $1000.00

[rareboy]

...for one of my favourite charitable causes....and would like us to treat you lunch at the Oyster Bar in Grand Central Station next Friday...then let me know and we'll look forward to meeting up with you. Just have your chequebook open.

 

[maxpowr9]

You do realize it is against ToS to solict for money on here.

 

[G-Lexington]

And if I don't...then fuck off and die? OK then.

Lex

 

[palbert]

Understand the sentiment ...

... just don't think it's appropriate.

 

[cgymike]

OP was joking?

But he should head down to Wall Street because they have spare money.

 

[Kabluey]

My check book is open.... now what am I supposed to put in it?

 

[G-Lexington]

Ban him Mods.

^This. A thousand times this.

Lex

 

[zoltanspawn]

I thought it was customary in these types of threads to demand that the OP show us his dick...

Rareboy, show us your dick!

 

[cgymike]

I think this thread is spam.

Reported for removal.

 

[johaninsc]

...for one of my favourite charitable causes....and would like us to treat you lunch at the Oyster Bar in Grand Central Station next Friday...then let me know and we'll look forward to meeting up with you. Just have your chequebook open.

to get a grand out of me, you'll have to do more than lunch

 

[cityboy-stl]

What is the charity?

 

[eastofeden]

What is the charity?

That is my question as well. I'm curious about the charity.

 

[Willie Boy]

The charity is REP, aka Rareboy's Empty Pockets. Help us fill them now.

 

[Sausy]

It's a step up from funding a politician's campaign. Just barely. "So long as you have $1,000 bucks you can glad hand rareboy and get treated like a patrician!" That's how it reads. Doesn't rareboy even read his own posts to realize just how sleazy it sounds?

 

[Willie Boy]

What's a chequebook

A book made of cheques (whatever they are) ?

It's a step up from funding a politician's campaign. Just barely. "So long as you have $1,000 bucks you can glad hand rareboy and get treated like a patrician!" That's how it reads. Doesn't rareboy even read his own posts to realize just how sleazy it sounds?

What's so sleazy about a $1000 whore? I mean if they're sleazy at that price how much worse are the cheaper ones? And would anybody really want a cheap and sleazy whore?

 

[JayHawk]

Only if you give two thousand to my favorite charity. We can save time and you can just send me a grand. In 'Muricun tooo... dont want any of that loonie bullshit

 

[Willie Boy]

So you haven't heard about the Murican money? Its now worthless. Actually its worth less than worthless.

 

[JayHawk]

Nah... ever heard the axiom... "if you take out a 100,000 dollar loan the bank owns you, if you take out a 14,000,000,000,000 loan then you own the bank." ... the mighty greenback aint going nowheres anytime soon.

 

[Willie Boy]

Nah... ever heard the axiom... "if you take out a 100,000 dollar loan the bank owns you , (1)if you take out a 14,000,000,000,000 loan then you own the bank." ... (2)the mighty greenback aint going nowheres anytime soon.

(1) You never own the bank..... Even if all the money the bank has is yours.

(2) Murican money ain't green, its blue and red.

 

[cgymike]

(1) You never own the bank..... Even if all the money the bank has is yours.

(2) Murican money ain't green, its blue and red.

"Banks are where the money is"

Name movie and actor who said that