If you were the antagonist in a slasher film, what would be your weapon of choice?

[luckynumbah7]

Could be interesting using words. Preferably with the affect of warping reality, but there would have to be a restriction on it to make it entertaining. A minimum of two puns needed to activate the description and said wordplay is limited to the nouns located in the vicinity, perhaps.

 

[HoodedRat]

An axe.

 

[jaynoel]

Is it within the rules for me to chose the semi invisibility system/shoulder mounted laser cannon that The Predator had in the movie of the same name?
That would be awesome.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Is it within the rules for me to chose the semi invisibility system/shoulder mounted laser cannon that The Predator had in the movie of the same name?
That would be awesome.

There are no rules. One thing slasher movies are good at teaching is that reality is not the requirement.

Oh, and remember to charge your battery pack for that laser canon. It's really embarrassing to be ready to finish off your opponent and find that little triangle of dots fading out.

 

[belamyi]

 

[pat grimshaw]

Why do people pay to watch these fictional movies about guns and murder when there enough guns and murder in our own streets?

 

[belamyi]

^ Precisely because they feel they are "our own", not "their own"...

 

[pat grimshaw]

.. "our own"...

I know there is one gun-obsessive on JUB.

But I remember back in the good old days (when JUB was popular) that quite a few JUBbers stated that were gun-owners. Of course I can't find the thread because the JUB Index seems to last only 12 months but I was quite surprised at the people and the number who admitted to being owners/users.

 

[belamyi]

I know there is one gun-obsessive on JUB.

But I remember back in the good old days (when JUB was popular) that quite a few JUBbers stated that were gun-owners. Of course I can't find the thread because the JUB Index seems to last only 12 months but I was quite surprised at the people and the number who admitted to being owners/users.

This place is full of American people: they have been waging a Civil War for decades, so I wouln't expect the contrary.

 

[pat grimshaw]

... a Civil War for decades..

And Hillary still says it is a Divided Nation.

The Deplorable and the Despicables.

 

[m1thousand]

Ted Bundy used a crowbar

 

[mikey3000]

Piano wire and a good grip.