if you were to have sex...

[bearbacked]

Brazil's soccer team of 19... whatever year.

 

[aadams990]

I would go for Jesus too.
According to pictures he had a goatee, and long hair.

Do me now!

Oh, and I can go for Achilles too.

 

[EWWYOURFACE]

the virgin mary
jesus i would blow my load in that vajayjay

 

[FPNY]

atilla, he's my hon!

 

[Fucker29]

the virgin mary
jesus i would blow my load in that vajayjay

That cunt is already rotten with so many STDs. I wouldn't touch that pseudo-virgin peepee if I were you.

 

[Fucker29]

Mary Magdelene. I wanna see what was so good about her snatch that the Son of God was plundering it.

I hear it tasted like an apple. It was Adam and Eve all over again...but with the roles switched. That's the real reason why he was punished and died.

 

[EwanSF]

Captain Sir Richard Burton. Victorian Linguist, explorer, sexual deviant and all round bad egg. Saw a documentary on him a wee while ago presented by Rupert Everet (who was clearly in love with the guy,) and after reading into him, he quickly became one of my heroes, simply because he was so ahead of his time. He was the man that translated books like the Kama Sutra into english, at the very real risk of being jailed. He was eventualy drummed out of the army in india because undercover reports he delivered from the male brothels he was investigating seemed just that wee bit to detailed...fuck it, I'll no tell ye any more, have a wee look for yerselves.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Francis_Burton

 

[EwanSF]

Ummm..you may not believe in his deity but he is a historical figure and is noted in other texts.

Possibly. Only enough to theorise that he existed though. There's also the going theory that he was an amalgamation of the stories of 3 or 4 other, very similar wing-nut rabbis claiming to be the messiah. He was one of many. Wouldn't say that's enough to call him a historical figure.

 

[Shepherd 2]

GL, I am just the man for you, even if you were kidding, for Ben Franklin as you must know is no longer alive. But I who do historical reenactinmg of Ben Franklin am, and I would loet you do it.

Mean while, I would like to fuck the current historical person known on Wall Stree as MADOFF. Teach him to screw around with my investments. Instead of Big Bubba, it will be Big Shep+!

Shep+

 

[elvnguardian]

can I just say, I don't really think I'd WANT to have sex with any one from history... at least, not someone with any serious historical significance.

I'd probably have a series of conversations with all of the major players in history, but I have yet to see a great historical figure with any real physical attractive features.

 

[Fire]

Abraham! I've got a thing for daddies, and he was the Father of Many Nations, so basically he is the ultimate daddy, except maybe God or Adam but you guys have already mentioned those so whatev.

 

[landers]

Benjamin D'Israeli, because no one knows who he is.

 

[screwnutty]

Sir Isaac Brook.

Fought in the War of 1812. Hero of Upper Canada (now Ontario) and stopped the American Invasion of Canada.

British, Loyal and damn he looks good in a uniform!

 

[EwanSF]

Abraham! I've got a thing for daddies, and he was the Father of Many Nations, so basically he is the ultimate daddy, except maybe God or Adam but you guys have already mentioned those so whatev.

Again, we're dealing with history, not fiction.

 

[ronboy]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

Sir Ron would have to go back to Renaissance era Florence, Italy for his guy....

I would want to make love to, and worship whomever the insipration for Michelangelo's David was...

I know that most scholars believe that there was no person who inspired Michelangelo, other than the ideal concepts of what the perfect man would look like.

But remember, Michelangelo was only 26-years-old, himself, when he took over assignment to sculpt this statue. He was a gay man in his prime. He probably had his share of hot young Italian guys...

 

[EwanSF]

Aye, he was a right wee fuckable piece of arse up until that point...

 

[Shadowclad86]

Are Marlin Brando and James Dean historical figures?

 

[Shadowclad86]

Nevermind, I'm thinking way into it....