if you woke up as a woman tomorrow what would you change your name to?

[Alistair]

So old it sinks into timelessness ... that's why I can go indistinctly from mummy to baby and back

So true. You either act like you’re 2 or 92

 

[Alistair]

Amaryllis, but you can call me Lily.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This is a fun name and thread idea! I would pick Linda because I love Bob’s Burgers

I live for Linda she is so me as a mom.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Amaryllis, but you can call me Lily.

what should i call you when we're... ya know.

 

[Alistair]

what should i call you when we're... ya know.

We’ll just stick with daddy like usual

 

[belamyi]

Candace Merriweather-Perez. And she a bad bitch.

Albeit I wouldn't have to change my name, my govie is one of those names that's technically unisex, like Ashley, but if you read it on a role-call and didn't know me you'd assume I was a woman. In 36 years I've known three people that have the same name, two NFL players and one NBA baller.

36 years since when...

 

[belamyi]

So true. You either act like you’re 2 or 92

Yep, that's me and my charm

And my curse

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

36 years since when...

 

[belamyi]

OMG, you are older than The Sphynx?

 

[Vannie]

I love Bob’s Burgers

Is that why you're gassy?

 

[Vannie]

I love Bob’s Burgers

Is that why you're gassy?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

OMG, you are older than The Sphynx?

Bitch I don't know what you're talking about, I'm 22.

 

[m1thousand]

great question

I dont know

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

great question

I dont know

I got one for you. Marika Puppensutz.

 

[belamyi]

Oh, and what you call there a tree is actually a stump, and that "branch", more like the last bow of gallantry

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, and what you call there a tree is actually a stump, and that "branch", more like the last bow of gallantry

 

[belamyi]

Meaning

 

[m1thousand]

Thanks Fab

How about Amanda Slutintyne

 

[belamyi]

that would be my alias and you know it.

So did you finally make up your mind, Candy?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Thanks Fab

How about Amanda Slutintyne

If you're gonna do a classic pornstar name why not Stephanie McBigtits?