I'll bottom for the entire week if you'll just do my laundry

[cityboy-stl]

I don't know about this deal. I think we need pictures to prove you're holding up your end (so to speak) of this bargain.

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[gmoney]

You better keep quiet if he doesn't use starch!

 

[davy]

if i had a boyfriend that made that kind of deals: i would also start talking about who's going to do the dishes, vacuuming the carpet, mopping floor, etc.

then i 'd hire a maid to do it all while he was a work.

 

[davy]

Really? I'd rather do laundry. I even don't mind ironing.

Dishes though? Bleh!

hmmm.. how do you feel about mopping and vacuuming? and do you like making deals?

 

[LarsVenice]

I have no idea where you live - what city, what state, what country, what continent, etc., and so it is difficult for me to understand your situation. It sounds like you live in Africa or Asia, based on the information in your profile and this post. Correct me if I am wrong.

 

[davy]

Mopping, not so much. Vacuuming, no problem.

It's the mucking about with water business. I'd rather stay dry...unless I'm in the shower.

dammit! why can't you be more flexible!! ...uh... so to speak.

 

[davy]

What, you can't meet me in the middle? NOW who's inflexible?

why can't i just meet you at the end???

afterall, mattiemich's bf does.

 

[Ramindra]

Is it true that you have been saving up your dirty clothes since the 27 August last year?

 

[looneysamo]

I know the feeling. Laundry is the worst chore, ever. I would rather clean bathrooms with my toothbrush or lick the walls clean than do laundry.

I even told my sister she could move in with me and I'd pay for everything, even her schooling, if she did my laundry. She hasn't taken me up on it

I'll keep trying to get someone to do it.

 

[Croynan]

i hope Jacob had you sign all the papers and had them notarized

"Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's Off to Work We Go" - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.​

eM.​

 

[Ninja108]

lol, gotta love Jacob's way of thinking. I should try that blackmail with my bf

 

[MidnightPrism]

I'll bottom all week if someone will do my laundry.

Hell, you don't even have to do my laundry.

 

[Ninja108]

p.s. how often do you guys have sex?

 

[robbieadam]

Hehe, funny deal.

I have a system with Adam, where we alternate being top and bottom. I don't think I would ever need to negotiate sex with him

 

[star-warrior]

You better keep quiet if he doesn't use starch!

Wouldn't lube be better?

 

[AlinCanada]

It sure the heck would work with me....Hey hon..did you see this deal. What was it about the laundry and the kitchen we where just discussing?

 

[kevbo]

Fuck laundry

Fuck dishes

and Fuck shoes

Also, I'd like to say that I now hate myself for quoting Dane Cook

 

[RationalLunacy]

What will I have to do to get him to rake my leaves?